South ParkS5 E5Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass
It's the day of the festival, and both Terrance and Phillip arrive without realizing the other will be there. They fight.
South ParkS5 E5Work, Work Children
The boys return to South Park to prepare for the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival without Terrance and Philip.
South ParkS5 E5"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1
When Terrance and Phillip refuse to perform together Kyle shows a documentary about the early history of the twosome.
South ParkS5 E5Ticket Slave
During a classic Terrance and Phillip rerun, the boys see a commercial for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
South ParkS5 E5Earth Day Brainwashing Festival
The boys tell a group of Earth Day organizers that they cannot help them out because they are going to a live Terrance and Philip show.
South ParkS5 E5That's Not Philip
Something very terrible has happened in the world of Terrance and Phillip and the boys have to find out what.
South ParkS5 E5Official Presidents of the Terrance and Phillip Fan Club
The boys try to use their privileges as Official Fan Club Presidents to get into Terrance's dressing room. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones trying.
South ParkS5 E5The Last Thing I Want Is More Kids
The boys sneak into Terrance's dressing room in a hefty groupie's spandex pants.
South ParkS5 E51st. Bank of Lies
An angry Phillip refuses to perform in South Park until Kyle says the right thing.
South ParkS5 E5"Behind the Blow" Pt. 2
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" continues, with cameos from Johnny Carson, John Schneider and the King of the Goat People.
South ParkS5 E5"Behind the Blow" Pt. 3
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" concludes, with talk of suicide attempts, mass slaughter, and what it takes to be a hero in Canada.
South ParkS5 E5You're an Asshole & This Is Mostly Your Fault
Terrance and Phillip make up with one another. They fart together again.
South ParkS5 E5Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks
Having made their peace, Terrance and Phillip take the stage just in the nick of time.
South ParkS5 E6Inheritance Wagon
Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelong dream.
South ParkS5 E6Three's a Crowd
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
South ParkS5 E6The Book of Job
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
South ParkS5 E6Saturday Funeral
Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending his entire Saturday at a funeral.
South ParkS5 E6Pennies From Heaven
At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His lifelong dream is realized.
South ParkS5 E6Punishing J-Lo
Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.