Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop
Season 7 E 9 • 10/29/2003
The boys decide that true music is not about money.
Myrrh AlbumSouth ParkS7 E9
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
First One to Have Platinum Album WinsSouth ParkS7 E9
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
180 Million FansSouth ParkS7 E9
Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
FBISouth ParkS7 E9
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
Replace Darling & Baby with JesusSouth ParkS7 E9
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
Flashy Inspirational Album CoverSouth ParkS7 E9
Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
Not A Big Deal 2South ParkS7 E9
The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
Christ FestSouth ParkS7 E9
Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
Faith Plus OneSouth ParkS7 E9
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
Metallica Joins the StrikeSouth ParkS7 E9
The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
Certified Letter For The Rock Band MoopSouth ParkS7 E9
The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
The RevolutionSouth ParkS7 E10
South Park's elderly take over control of the town with the help of Bill Stewart and the American Association of Retired Persons.
Memorial ServiceSouth ParkS7 E10
An elderly driver mows down more people at a memorial service for nine citizens who were mowed down by another elderly driver at a farmer's market.
Wrong TurnSouth ParkS7 E10
A senior citizen couple takes a wrong turn en route to the Country Kitchen Buffet and land atop a fisherman, killing him instantly. The incident is reported on News 4 that night.
Elderly MeetingSouth ParkS7 E10
Grandpa Marsh leads a meeting of the elderly, but they have trouble remembering what they called the meeting for.
Get Off The Streets!South ParkS7 E10
Randy realizes that all the old people in South Park will be on the road at the same time, tears through town to warn everyone, and discovers that the boys are playing street hockey.
Crazy Old DriversSouth ParkS7 E10
The elderly drive through town erratically and chase Randy and the boys through a house.
Second Class CitizensSouth ParkS7 E10
Senior citizens are forced to hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV after their "Night of Horror" results in fourteen deaths.
Grandpa's Joy RideSouth ParkS7 E10
Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to go for a drive with him and gets pulled over by Officer Barbrady.
Grandpa in JailSouth ParkS7 E10
Randy and Stan go to jail to bail out Grandpa, but when Randy treats his father like a child, the old man calls the AARP.