South Park

This is What Happens at Public School

Season 3 E 12 • 11/10/1999

Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.

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00:40

South ParkS3 E11
Language Barrier

After Chinpoko Mon camp, all the kids insist on speaking Japanese in class. Mr. Garrison is beyond frustrated.
11/03/1999
01:45

South ParkS3 E11
Town Concerned

The parents confront the Mayor, Mr. Hirohito, and Mr. Ose about the Chinpoko Mon problem. They come up with a plan to create a new fad for the kids.
11/03/1999
01:38

South ParkS3 E11
Test Marketing

Doctors show the boys commercials for other toys, but they have no interest in anything not Chinpoko Mon.
11/03/1999
01:51

South ParkS3 E11
The Children March

The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
11/03/1999
00:20

South ParkS3 E11
Finished With Fads

While at the bus stop, the boys decide that they're done with toy fads. Then a bunch of rats eat through Kenny's stomach.
11/03/1999
02:10

South ParkS3 E12
15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals

Home school kids show up at the public school spelling bee and blow everyone out of the water. Cartman's fonics monkey is busy and can't help him spell 'chair.'
11/10/1999
02:16

South ParkS3 E12
Home-School Kids

The home school kids are totally weird. The idea of staying home all day inspires Cartman to break out into song.
11/10/1999
03:29

South ParkS3 E12
Dio

Dio performs at the school dance. Mark turns into a bad ass and beats up Kyle for turning his sister into a slut, earning respect from the kids.
11/10/1999
01:29

South ParkS3 E12
Monkey in a Box

Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
11/10/1999
01:33

South ParkS3 E12
Pandora's Box

Letting the home school kids go to the spelling bee was a bad idea. Now, Mark wants to go to public school and Kyle is smitten with Rebecca.
11/10/1999
01:27

South ParkS3 E12
This is What Happens at Public School

Even though the kids at school call Mark names and duct tape him to a bench, he still wants to come back tomorrow.
11/10/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E12
Mr. Cotswold

Kyle serenades Rebecca. Mr. Cotswold goes to the local bar to speak to the other fathers about how their kids beat up his kid and he gets duct taped to a bench, too.
11/10/1999
01:17

South ParkS3 E12
A Total Wuss Now

Kyle contemplates how to impress Rebecca. Mark's still having a hard time adjusting to public school. Cartman, on the other hand, is soaking up the home school life.
11/10/1999
01:09

South ParkS3 E12
Perverted Games

Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.
11/10/1999
01:01

South ParkS3 E12
Phonics Monkey Attacks

Kyle and Kenny interrupt Cartman's "studying" to ask for help with the home school kid. The Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.
11/10/1999
01:27

South ParkS3 E12
Public School Mating

Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.
11/10/1999
00:38

South ParkS3 E12
More Duct Tape

The boys make plans to duct tape Mark to the flag pole at the dance when the chaperones aren't looking. The chaperones plan to do the same to Mr. Cotswold.
11/10/1999
03:05

South ParkS3 E13
Marklar

Sister Hollis does a little mission work in Marvin's village. She reprimands him in Bible class, so he walks out and steals a spacecraft.
11/17/1999
02:12

South ParkS3 E13
Soaring So High Above The World

The boys distract the CIA while Marvin and his family flee to the ship. However, the missionary spacecraft is after them.
11/17/1999
02:43

South ParkS3 E13
Deflector Shields Failing

Sally Struthers, the CIA and Sister Hollis go after Marvin and the boys. Cartman uses a little heart to persuade Sally Struthers to let them be.
11/17/1999
00:44

South ParkS3 E13
National Security

Mr. Garrison is giving an eye-opening lecture on Hare Krishnas when two CIA agents barge in and take the boys for questioning.
11/17/1999