This is What Happens at Public School
Season 3 E 12 • 11/10/1999
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.
Language BarrierSouth ParkS3 E11
After Chinpoko Mon camp, all the kids insist on speaking Japanese in class. Mr. Garrison is beyond frustrated.
Town ConcernedSouth ParkS3 E11
The parents confront the Mayor, Mr. Hirohito, and Mr. Ose about the Chinpoko Mon problem. They come up with a plan to create a new fad for the kids.
Test MarketingSouth ParkS3 E11
Doctors show the boys commercials for other toys, but they have no interest in anything not Chinpoko Mon.
The Children MarchSouth ParkS3 E11
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
Finished With FadsSouth ParkS3 E11
While at the bus stop, the boys decide that they're done with toy fads. Then a bunch of rats eat through Kenny's stomach.
15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee FinalsSouth ParkS3 E12
Home school kids show up at the public school spelling bee and blow everyone out of the water. Cartman's fonics monkey is busy and can't help him spell 'chair.'
Home-School KidsSouth ParkS3 E12
The home school kids are totally weird. The idea of staying home all day inspires Cartman to break out into song.
DioSouth ParkS3 E12
Dio performs at the school dance. Mark turns into a bad ass and beats up Kyle for turning his sister into a slut, earning respect from the kids.
Monkey in a BoxSouth ParkS3 E12
Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
Pandora's BoxSouth ParkS3 E12
Letting the home school kids go to the spelling bee was a bad idea. Now, Mark wants to go to public school and Kyle is smitten with Rebecca.
This is What Happens at Public SchoolSouth ParkS3 E12
Even though the kids at school call Mark names and duct tape him to a bench, he still wants to come back tomorrow.
Mr. CotswoldSouth ParkS3 E12
Kyle serenades Rebecca. Mr. Cotswold goes to the local bar to speak to the other fathers about how their kids beat up his kid and he gets duct taped to a bench, too.
A Total Wuss NowSouth ParkS3 E12
Kyle contemplates how to impress Rebecca. Mark's still having a hard time adjusting to public school. Cartman, on the other hand, is soaking up the home school life.
Perverted GamesSouth ParkS3 E12
Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.
Phonics Monkey AttacksSouth ParkS3 E12
Kyle and Kenny interrupt Cartman's "studying" to ask for help with the home school kid. The Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.
Public School MatingSouth ParkS3 E12
Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.
More Duct TapeSouth ParkS3 E12
The boys make plans to duct tape Mark to the flag pole at the dance when the chaperones aren't looking. The chaperones plan to do the same to Mr. Cotswold.
MarklarSouth ParkS3 E13
Sister Hollis does a little mission work in Marvin's village. She reprimands him in Bible class, so he walks out and steals a spacecraft.
Soaring So High Above The WorldSouth ParkS3 E13
The boys distract the CIA while Marvin and his family flee to the ship. However, the missionary spacecraft is after them.
Deflector Shields FailingSouth ParkS3 E13
Sally Struthers, the CIA and Sister Hollis go after Marvin and the boys. Cartman uses a little heart to persuade Sally Struthers to let them be.