South Park
Drugs Are Bad
Season 2 E 3 • 05/27/1998
Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.

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South ParkS2 E3
Ike Doll
Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.
05/27/1998
01:55
South ParkS2 E3
The Real Truth
While Mr. Mackey is back on track at the Betty Ford Clinic, the boys finally learn the not-so-awful truth about circumcision.
05/27/1998
01:00
South ParkS2 E3
Mackey Takes a Drink
Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
05/27/1998
00:56
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Drugs Are Bad, Again
As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.
05/27/1998
01:25
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Off to Rehab
While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
05/27/1998
01:57
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Chef's Advice
Chef lectures the boys on drugs and college, but they're more interested in what's going to happen to Ike at the bris.
05/27/1998
01:02
South ParkS2 E3
When Dogs Attack
Kyle tries to fool his parents with an Ike doll me made. After a dog attack and a gas explosion, Kyle's parents believe Ike is dead.
05/27/1998
02:17
South ParkS2 E3
Mackey Smokes Pot
Mr. Mackey smokes some pot from a homeless man. Kyle sneaks Ike on a train headed to Lincoln, Nebraska.
05/27/1998
00:49
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Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
05/27/1998
01:23
South ParkS2 E3
Truth of the Bris
Stan has discovered the truth about circumcision. Mr. Mackey's landlord kicks him out of his home.
05/27/1998
02:16
South ParkS2 E3
Drugs Are Bad
Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
05/27/1998
01:29
South ParkS2 E3
Emancipation in Lincoln
Mr. Mackey meets a hippie girl after a run in with Jimbo. Kyle's Mom and Dad drag him to Lincoln to find Ike.
05/27/1998
01:05
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Must Save Ike
Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
05/27/1998
00:49
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Photo Album
As Ike's bris begins in the living room, Ike takes Kyle on a trip down memory lane.
05/27/1998
00:59
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Ike's Funeral
At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
05/27/1998
00:46
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The Bris
Mr. Mackey leaves rehab, and Ike gets circumcised.
05/27/1998
00:44
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A Stillborn Fetus Growth
Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
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A Lot of Black People in China
The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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You're All A Bunch of Freaks
South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
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South ParkS2 E5
Dodgeball
In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998