I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6 E 11 • 07/24/2002
The parents rabble on about their children becoming Mongolians and take them home.
Bebe For PresidentSouth ParkS6 E10
The boys want Bebe to run for class president - which is Wendy's title. Everyone goes to Bebe's house to watch TV after school but Bebe's at Cartman's house playing "Lambs."
Going Ape for BebeSouth ParkS6 E10
Cartman shows Bebe how to play "Lambs" in his basement. The other boys show up and start acting like apes, vying for Bebe's attention.
Boobs SuckSouth ParkS6 E10
The boys act like primates in front of Bebe's house, but she doesn't want to come out and play. She hates her boobs.
Breast ReductionSouth ParkS6 E10
Bebe asks a doctor about getting breast reduction surgery. The doctor not only thinks she's insane, but that she's too young.
The Boobs ConspireSouth ParkS6 E10
While Bebe sleeps, her breasts conspire to divide and conquer the town. Her mother explains that this is just part of becoming a woman.
Wendy Buys BoobsSouth ParkS6 E10
Wendy wants breast implants, and any reservations the doctor might have about doing this procedure on an eight-year-old girl go out the window when she mentions she's got $3000.
Stupid BoobsSouth ParkS6 E10
Bebe shows up in a cardboard box to hide her boobs, and the boys suddenly realize the effect the boobs had over them.
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget YouSouth ParkS6 E11
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
Keep Lickin', DogSouth ParkS6 E11
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
The Ghost of Human KindnessSouth ParkS6 E11
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
I Learned Mongolian In CollegeSouth ParkS6 E11
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
No Child is SafeSouth ParkS6 E11
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
Bang you're Dead TweekSouth ParkS6 E11
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
I Don't Know You!South ParkS6 E11
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
Rabble Rabble RabbleSouth ParkS6 E11
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
City Wok Guy's Great WallSouth ParkS6 E11
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
Child TrackerSouth ParkS6 E11
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
In Our Own BackyardSouth ParkS6 E11
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
Mongolian EradicatorSouth ParkS6 E11
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
Worse Than Child TrackerSouth ParkS6 E11
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.