Aides For Everyone
Season 6 E 1 • 03/06/2002
Jared launches the Aides for Everyone Foundation.
Jared's AidesSouth ParkS6 E1
The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.
Liposuction SurgerySouth ParkS6 E1
Butters shows up for the commercial shoot, but he's still fat. Frustrated, the boys decide to do some homemade liposuction surgery.
Cartman Filling InSouth ParkS6 E1
Butter can't go to the commercial shoot because he's been grounded for having liposuction surgery. Cartman poses as Butters and insults Butters' dad when he calls.
Jared's ComingSouth ParkS6 E1
While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesman, is coming to town and the boys want to meet him.
City Wok ScamSouth ParkS6 E1
Cartman and the boys decide to fatten Butters up, make him slim down, and then pull a Jared with City Wok.
Jared's FianceSouth ParkS6 E1
Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he means AIDS. Jared realizes he should tell everyone the truth.
Fattening Up ButtersSouth ParkS6 E1
The boys ask Chef how to make Butters gain weight. Chef takes him in the back and starts feeding him until he pukes, which Cartman makes him eat too.
City Wok DealSouth ParkS6 E1
Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he is all for it.
Jared Gets FiredSouth ParkS6 E1
The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.
Motivational TalksSouth ParkS6 E1
Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aides, but they talk him out of it.
Aides For EveryoneSouth ParkS6 E1
Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, the poor - everybody. The whole town is getting aides.
Beating a Dead HorseSouth ParkS6 E1
The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.
A MisunderstandingSouth ParkS6 E1
Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think the misunderstanding is hilarious and it's okay to laugh because it's been 22.3 years.
Butters Gets in TroubleSouth ParkS6 E1
Butters' parents get home and they are furious. Cartman sets up a chair on Butters' lawn and listens to the sounds of Butters' punishment.
Thumper, The Super-Cool Ski InstructorSouth ParkS6 E2
Thumper, the super-cool ski instructor, gives the boys the best advice for having a good time.
Take Me OnSouth ParkS6 E2
Butters' parents, in an effort to get to know the Marsh's and Broflovski's better, invite them on a weekend getaway to Aspen.
Aspen Youth Center DanceSouth ParkS6 E2
The boys attend the dance at the youth center and learn that Tad's father is planning to tear the building down. Stan accepts Tad's challenge to race down, K-13.
Skiing SucksSouth ParkS6 E2
Stan wins the race down the K-13, frees the spirits of the Wakacha Indians, saves the youth center, and gets the girl. The parents return and bought the time share.
A HitlerSouth ParkS6 E2
The parents suit up for the slopes, then get stopped for a condo presentation. Cartman gives Butters a "Hitler."
I've Got A Little Place In AspenSouth ParkS6 E2
The parents attend the time share meeting that takes place after the time share luncheon.