South ParkS9 E4Kenny Is Keanu Reeves
Archangel Michael maps out the Kingdom of Heaven for Kenny and tells him what they're up against.
South ParkS9 E4Kenny the Tomato
Kenny is kept alive with machines, making his soul trapped and unable to help Heaven defeat Satan's army.
South ParkS9 E4Kenny's Will
While a lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys, they find out that he's still alive.
South ParkS9 E4What Would Kenny Want?
Satan advances when he discovers Heaven lost their Keanu Reeves. Cartman vows to get Kenny's feeding tube removed so he can take possession of his Sony PSP.
South ParkS9 E4Our Only Hope
Hell's army quickly approaches Heaven as the angels make plan to get their Keanu Reeves back.
South ParkS9 E4Media Storm
The media covers Stan and Kyle's protest of the Supreme Court's decision, and Cartman with his own BFF supporters.
South ParkS9 E4Using the Republicans
Satan's helper illicits the help of the Republicans to aid their cause.
South ParkS9 E4Kenny's Final Wishes
As the last page of Kenny's will is read, Stan and Kyle realize that maybe it is best to let him go in peace.
South ParkS9 E5Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
The boys can't seem to lose a game. Randy can't seem to stay out of a fight.
South ParkS9 E5Great At Sucking
The boys learn that it isn't enough just to suck at baseball, they've got to get really good at sucking at baseball.
South ParkS9 E5Bat Daded
Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
South ParkS9 E5No More Baseball!
The boys are celebrating not having to play baseball for another year when they find out they've made the finals. Stan's dad gets arrested for fighting.
South ParkS9 E5Whistling Willy's
The boys discuss their best bet is to throw the next game without there parents knowing.
South ParkS9 E5Division 2 Dads
The dads celebrate their sons' victory while Randy decides to get into great shape so he can fight the other teams' dads.
South ParkS9 E5Eggs & Beer
Randy wakes up early to begin training. He starts with breakfast three eggs and a beer.
South ParkS9 E5Baseball All Summer?
The Boys worry about having to play baseball all summer. Randy is thrilled about getting into a game fight.
South ParkS9 E5Bat Dad
Randy meets Bat Dad, the ultimate Little League trash-talking father.
South ParkS9 E5Kyle Schwartz
The boys show up at the airport to pick up their new teammate, Cousin Kyle.