South ParkS5 E1Shit Cloud
The shit counter spins freely as the residents of South Park abuse the word "shit." A cloud forms over the country and Knights are released from stone.
South ParkS5 E1Mee Krob
As Mr. Garrison straight-bashes an innocent passerby, Cartman and Stan complain how "shit" isn't fun anymore. Kyle has researched "shit" and thinks it explains the people dying.
South ParkS5 E1Twice the Shit
The head of HBC Television has come up with a new marketing ploy. They're going to say "shit," twice.
South ParkS5 E1Shitty Flight
Chef and the boys take a plane to LA to meet with Hollywood executives. They are being followed by a blood-stained Knight.
South ParkS5 E1Excalibur Hotel & Casino
After the mysterious Knight is killed, Chef and the boys travel Las Vegas to find answers about the Runestone.
South ParkS5 E1The Knights Of Standards And Practices
As "Must Shit TV" hits the airwaves, Chef and the boys show the Runestone to the Sorcerer in the bowels of the Excalibur Casino.
South ParkS5 E1Invading Knights
The Knights of Standards and Practices burst into the studio and kill Drew Carey live on television.
South ParkS5 E1Oh Shit!
A pissed-off network executive says shit over two dozen times in a row, conjuring a dragon that commences a rampage of indiscriminate slaughter.
South ParkS5 E1The Lesson of Shit
The boys explain that while swearing can be fun, doing it all the time can cause a lot of problems.
South ParkS5 E1The Black Death
The boys visit Chef for some advice about the origins of shit.
South ParkS5 E1THE RUNESTONE!
Live on Must Shit TV, the boys show up and use the sacred runestone to slay the dragon.
South ParkS5 E2Mr. Grazier
The new scout leader, Mr. Grazier has a military-like attitude towards scouting. He also seems to be a pedophile.
South ParkS5 E2CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
South ParkS5 E2Say Yes To Gay
Al and the scouts go to the Supreme Court and Al wins. In a celebration of his return, he declines the offer, teaching everyone a thing or too about being open-minded.
South ParkS5 E2Scout Leader Big Gay Al
The boys attend their first Mountain Scouts meeting with scout leader Big Gay Al. Al introduces Jimmy, a disabled kid.
South ParkS5 E2Homosexuality Is A Choice
When the other parents hear about Big Gay Al, they all voice their concern. Priest Maxi claims that if he's given the chance, he'll be able to convert the new scout leader.
South ParkS5 E2Big Silly Goose
Jimmy wins over the boys with his comedic talents, making Timmy jealous. Randy Marsh gets mad at Stan for using one of Big Gay Al's phrases.
South ParkS5 E2What A Great Audience
Jimmy does his routine at the boys' bake sale. He does an impression of Timmy. Timmy throws a piece of cake at his head.
South ParkS5 E2Pinky Swear
The Boy Scouts' board of directors decides that Big Gay Al should be fired. He is deeply hurt, he's been in Scouts since he was nine.
South ParkS5 E2She's Too Fat For Me
Timmy gives Jimmy a parka that looks just like Kenny's in hopes of him getting killed. Meanwhile, Al tries to move on.