Season 6 E 12 • 11/06/2002
Saddam Hussein is building WMD in heaven after all.
Kenny's RemainsSouth ParkS6 E12
Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.
Chocolate Milk MixSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys break into Kenny's house to steal his urn, but are shocked to find that it is full of a powdery substance. Stan and Kyle leave defeated, Cartman adds milk and drinks.
The Ladder BeginsSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys make plans to build a ladder to heaven so that they can reclaim their winning ticket stub from Kenny.
The Ladder RaceSouth ParkS6 E12
News of the boys' ladder to heaven grows around the world. Japan has even started building it's own ladder to heaven, which is growing much faster than the original in South Park.
Military AidSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys run out of materials to build their ladder to heaven, but the military arrives just in time to help.
WMD in HeavenSouth ParkS6 E12
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
Unplanned ParenthoodSouth ParkS6 E12
Cartman visits an abortion clinic, thinking they can help remove Kenny's soul from him.
The Case for WarSouth ParkS6 E12
President Bush tries to make a case to the United Nations to go to war with Saddam Hussein in Heaven. He is met with some resistance, in the form of logic.
Heaven Is a Sound StageSouth ParkS6 E12
While the boys struggle to induce a Kenny hallucination from Cartman, the Japanese are claiming to have reached heaven.
Heaven on EarthSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys have a successful candy shopping spree and explain to the people still gathered around the ladder that Heaven is something they should look for here on earth, and not in the clouds.
Playing GodSouth ParkS6 E12
While the boys try to rationalize Kenny's soul in Cartman's body, Saddam Hussein tries to convince God he isn't building WMD in Heaven.
Feragon, AssholeSouth ParkS6 E13
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...South ParkS6 E13
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
You Shall Not PaaaaaaSouth ParkS6 E13
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
Onto Double Penetration Boys...South ParkS6 E13
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
The Quest BeginsSouth ParkS6 E13
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
Hottest Porno Ever MadeSouth ParkS6 E13
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
Spank That AssSouth ParkS6 E13
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
A Really Important QuestSouth ParkS6 E13
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
One TapeSouth ParkS6 E13
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.