Season 7 E 1 • 03/19/2003
The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"
You're A Bad LiarSouth ParkS6 E17
Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
Get To The SleighSouth ParkS6 E17
Santa Claus and the boys are about to escape Iraq when Santa decides to drop bombs of Christmas spirit on the entire country.
D j VuSouth ParkS7 E1
At the bus stop, Cartman tells the boys about a possible alien abduction. Further facts and events make the boys realize that they are beginning a day they've already lived.
Ice Cream Crapping TacoSouth ParkS7 E1
The head alien (in the form of a taco, that craps ice cream) explains to the boys that Earth is really a reality television show.
Joozian Three WaySouth ParkS7 E1
Kenny takes a Polaroid of the Network Heads sucking each other's jaggons. The boys use this as blackmail to save "Earth!"
That's No HemorrhoidSouth ParkS7 E1
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
Farting On KyleSouth ParkS7 E1
Chef takes the boys to see a scientist, and after Kyle gets farted on several times, the satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass.
Chased By AliensSouth ParkS7 E1
The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.
In Outer Space AgainSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys wake up inside alien pods in outer space. An alien comes to talk to them and tries to transform itself into something appealing to the boys.
We're All FamousSouth ParkS7 E1
At a major convention, Jeff reveals that Earth is simply an alien reality show. The scientific community is thrilled with their newly discovered fame.
Earth! CancelledSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys find out "Earth!" has been cancelled, and need to convince the network heads to keep it on the air to save their planet.
Chaos TheorySouth ParkS7 E1
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
The JooziansSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys meet with the Network Heads and begin to make their plea. The Heads are more interested in figuring out where to do Haglar.
Hekma BarSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys try to discus their situation with the Network Heads over lunch. The Heads are more into going to a strip club, doing drugs, and getting a hooker.
All New Earth!South ParkS7 E1
The boys begin another repeat day on Earth. Kenny shows the Polaroid of the Jozians and Chef advises them to hang on to it.
I Mean, Come OnSouth ParkS7 E2
With tensions high, Jimmy finds two words to stop an all-out gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve is sent into space via the Phantom Zone.
Crips 4 LifeSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy track down the Five Point Crips and ask to join. All they have to do is pop some Bloods.
Poppin' BloodsSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
Empty HouseSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy does standup at the South Park Community Theatre, but Butters is the only one who showed up because Christopher Reeve is in town.
Superman ArrivesSouth ParkS7 E2
Christopher Reeve comes to South Park to promote stem cell research. Jimmy is not a fan.