Merry Christmas Asshole
Season 4 E 17 • 12/20/2000
The boys' caroling isn't rousing any cheer. People aren't buying presents for Christmas anymore.
No More AdultsSouth ParkS4 E16
Cartman takes Stan and Kyle outside and shows them that all the adults are gone. The kids own the town.
Mayor CartmanSouth ParkS4 E16
Mr. and Mrs. Cotner are brought to Cartman, the mayor of Smiley Town, who would like to make them a deal.
When Children AttackSouth ParkS4 E16
The Cotners have to retrieve a book from Treasure Cove. They find a dead Kenny and are attacked by children.
CapturedSouth ParkS4 E16
While her husband gets the book, Linda wanders around Smiley Town. Cartman has her captured and brought to Treasure Cove.
The ListSouth ParkS4 E16
Scott Evans has the parents come up with a list of things they can do instead of molesting their children.
The Parents ReturnSouth ParkS4 E16
When the parents return to South Park, they apologize to their children for the years of abuse.
Little NuggetsSouth ParkS4 E17
The boys go searching for Mr. Hankey in the sewer and find out he's been busy with a whole new family but promises to bring back the spirit of Christmas.
The Circle of PooSouth ParkS4 E17
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
Spirit of CommercialismSouth ParkS4 E17
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
No Mr. Hankey on ChristmasSouth ParkS4 E17
Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.
Merry Christmas AssholeSouth ParkS4 E17
Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
Right Square In The BallsSouth ParkS4 E17
38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
Animated Christmas CardSouth ParkS4 E17
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
Don't Throw That Vase!South ParkS4 E17
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
95.2 Rocks KMetalSouth ParkS4 E17
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
Woo MouthSouth ParkS4 E17
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
SilicornSouth ParkS4 E17
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
Even A Miracle Needs a HandSouth ParkS4 E17
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
I Used To Believe in MiraclesSouth ParkS4 E17
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?South ParkS4 E17
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.