Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
Season 6 E 7 • 06/26/2002
Cartman attempts to buy five gallons of semen from a sperm bank.
South ParkS6 E7Good Luck Tweek
While Stan and Kyle audition another new best friend, Cartman orders sea people.
South ParkS6 E7Blocking Out the Sun
Professor Chaos has a plan to build an immense wooden structure and block out the sun but The Simpsons
South ParkS6 E7Sea People and Me
Cartman dreams in song about the his new best friends, the Sea People.
South ParkS6 E7Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue
Professor Chaos strikes again, this time cutting the head off a statue in town. People love that it reminds them of The Simposons.
South ParkS6 E7Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall
The boys might have killed Mrs. Choksondik. Tweek freaks out under the pressure.
South ParkS6 E7Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
The boys go to Chef for advice on what to do about the seamen that have been found in their teacher's stomach.
South ParkS6 E7Hammertime
The boys break into the morgue to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik's body. The codeword is hammer time.
South ParkS6 E7Semen vs. Sea-Men
Chef realizes the boys confusion. He explains the difference between Semen and Sea-men
South ParkS6 E7SeaCiety
The semen and the Sea People have combined and formed a tiny little civilization in the bottom of Cartman's aquarium.
South ParkS6 E72 Month Old Mayonnaise
Professor Chaos comes up with something "The Simpsons" has never done. Then "The Simpsons" does it.
South ParkS6 E7Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
Cartman heads down to the local sperm bank to pick up some semen.
South ParkS6 E7Suck It Out of a Hose
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
South ParkS6 E7A God Among Sea-Men
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
South ParkS6 E8Crap Out Your Mouth
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8The Catholic Boat
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
South ParkS6 E8Rampant Misconduct
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
South ParkS6 E8An Attempt at Reform
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
South ParkS6 E8Losing Their Religion
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
South ParkS6 E8Difficult Anal-ysis
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8Cartman Wins the Bet
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.