Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
Season 6 E 7 • 06/26/2002
Cartman attempts to buy five gallons of semen from a sperm bank.
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While Stan and Kyle audition another new best friend, Cartman orders sea people.
Blocking Out the SunSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos has a plan to build an immense wooden structure and block out the sun but The Simpsons
Sea People and MeSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman dreams in song about the his new best friends, the Sea People.
Cutting the Head off The Powell StatueSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos strikes again, this time cutting the head off a statue in town. People love that it reminds them of The Simposons.
Tweek You Might Have to Take The FallSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys might have killed Mrs. Choksondik. Tweek freaks out under the pressure.
Sometimes You Kill Your TeacherSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys go to Chef for advice on what to do about the seamen that have been found in their teacher's stomach.
HammertimeSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys break into the morgue to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik's body. The codeword is hammer time.
Semen vs. Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Chef realizes the boys confusion. He explains the difference between Semen and Sea-men
SeaCietySouth ParkS6 E7
The semen and the Sea People have combined and formed a tiny little civilization in the bottom of Cartman's aquarium.
2 Month Old MayonnaiseSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos comes up with something "The Simpsons" has never done. Then "The Simpsons" does it.
Cartman Goes to Sperm BankSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman heads down to the local sperm bank to pick up some semen.
Suck It Out of a HoseSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
A God Among Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
Crap Out Your MouthSouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
The Catholic BoatSouth ParkS6 E8
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
Rampant MisconductSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
An Attempt at ReformSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
Losing Their ReligionSouth ParkS6 E8
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
Difficult Anal-ysisSouth ParkS6 E8
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
Cartman Wins the BetSouth ParkS6 E8
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.