Million Millionaire March
Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001
The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.
South ParkS5 E11The Town's Hainted
The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
South ParkS5 E11Pulling Aslan's Thorn
While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
South ParkS5 E11Tolkien is Rich
The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
South ParkS5 E11Rich Embarrassment
Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
South ParkS5 E11J-Mart
Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
South ParkS5 E11Spoiled Rich Kids
Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
South ParkS5 E11Spreading the Word
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
South ParkS5 E11Cash Chuckers
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
South ParkS5 E11Lower Case T Burning
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
South ParkS5 E11Polo Match
The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
South ParkS5 E11Million Millionaire March
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
South ParkS5 E11Get Your Sheets
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
South ParkS5 E11Lesson Learned
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
South ParkS5 E13Unplanned Pregnancy
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage in the snow.
South ParkS5 E13Breakin' My Balls
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
South ParkS5 E13We Have to Be Tough
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
South ParkS5 E1333 Aborted Fetuses
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
South ParkS5 E13Kenny's Sick
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
South ParkS5 E13Succulent Shrimp
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
South ParkS5 E13Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.