Season 5 E 12 • 12/05/2001
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.
Cash ChuckersSouth ParkS5 E11
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
Lower Case T BurningSouth ParkS5 E11
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
Polo MatchSouth ParkS5 E11
The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
Million Millionaire MarchSouth ParkS5 E11
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
Get Your SheetsSouth ParkS5 E11
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
Lesson LearnedSouth ParkS5 E11
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
Unplanned PregnancySouth ParkS5 E12
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage in the snow.
Breakin' My BallsSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
We Have to Be ToughSouth ParkS5 E12
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
33 Aborted FetusesSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
Kenny's SickSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
Succulent ShrimpSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
Another Shakeys PizzaSouth ParkS5 E12
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
Old Anorexic WhoreSouth ParkS5 E12
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
Vengeful GodSouth ParkS5 E12
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
The Heat of the MomentSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
Put That Fetus to Good UseSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
Worst Friend EverSouth ParkS5 E12
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
Damn You, InternetSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.
Little White LiesSouth ParkS5 E14
Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.