Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
Season 4 E 17 • 12/20/2000
Cartman and Kyle are out of the picture but Kyle reminds Stan that miracles can happen everyday.
The Circle of PooSouth ParkS4 E17
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
Spirit of CommercialismSouth ParkS4 E17
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
No Mr. Hankey on ChristmasSouth ParkS4 E17
Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.
Merry Christmas AssholeSouth ParkS4 E17
Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
Right Square In The BallsSouth ParkS4 E17
38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
Animated Christmas CardSouth ParkS4 E17
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
Don't Throw That Vase!South ParkS4 E17
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
95.2 Rocks KMetalSouth ParkS4 E17
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
Woo MouthSouth ParkS4 E17
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
SilicornSouth ParkS4 E17
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
Even A Miracle Needs a HandSouth ParkS4 E17
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
I Used To Believe in MiraclesSouth ParkS4 E17
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?South ParkS4 E17
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
Shit HappensSouth ParkS5 E1
Everyone watches "Cop Drama" to see "shit" said on TV. After the word is said, it starts to rain frogs.
Must Shit TVSouth ParkS5 E1
Chef and the boys interrupt a meeting of network executives to voice their concerns about "shit," but are ignored.
History of ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
Chef and the boys research the word "shit" and discover it is indeed cursed. They must warn the television executives of its danger.
Holy Shit!South ParkS5 E1
Cartman tells the boys that they're going to say "shit" tonight on "Cop Drama." Kyle doesn't see what all the excitement is about.
Excited for ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
All of South Park is excited as they make plans to see "shit" said on "Cop Drama." Kyle just doesn't see the point.
Shit on the NewsSouth ParkS5 E1
New statistics show that 76% of people don't give a shit about shit. In other news, a strange virus has broken out.
Acceptable Forms of ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
Now that "shit" has been said on television, Ms. Choksondik explains to the class that it's okay to say under certain circumstances.