Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10 E 12 • 11/01/2006
Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins' date goes well.
Butters Freezes CartmanSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
Cartman in 2546South ParkS10 E12
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
Unfrozen for a ReasonSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
Cartman Wants a WiiSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
Retard Babies & Butt SexSouth ParkS10 E12
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
Cartman Can't Wait 3 WeeksSouth ParkS10 E12
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
Suspender AnimationSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
Retarded Fish FrogSouth ParkS10 E12
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it.
I'm a MonkeySouth ParkS10 E12
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
A Woman with FireSouth ParkS10 E12
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
Dawkins Bangs GarrisonSouth ParkS10 E12
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
Retard AlertSouth ParkS10 E12
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
Your Intellect and My BallsSouth ParkS10 E12
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
General Disarray Advises Professor ChaosSouth ParkS10 E12
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
Dawning of the Sea OttersSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
Museum of TechnologySouth ParkS10 E13
The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's BallsSouth ParkS10 E13
In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.
Sex Change Operation?South ParkS10 E13
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
Cartman's Buck Rodgers IntroSouth ParkS10 E13
Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
Laser 7 OutputSouth ParkS10 E13
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.