The Fight Begins
Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
South ParkS3 E4Poo In The Wilderness
The boys are enjoying an evening of camping. As Cartman enjoys a poop in the woods, a mysterious creature shows up.
South ParkS3 E4That Thing's Funny
The boys tell Uncle Jimbo about the creature. They find it, and just as Jimbo's about to kill it, Cartman stops him.
South ParkS3 E4Endangered Species
The Dept. of Interior identifies the creature as a Jackovasaur, a very rare animal. The town decides to name it Hope, even though it's already named Jun-Jun.
South ParkS3 E4Dept. Of Interior Guy
The mayor and the Dept. of Interior guys hold a town meeting. They decide to breed the two Jackovasaurs. Nobody cares about Cartman's speech.
South ParkS3 E4Dr. Mephisto
Due to a lack of genitals, the Jackovasaurs can't mate. Mephisto artificially inseminates Jun-Jun. She is now expecting
South ParkS3 E4Pissing Me Off
The dads invite the Jackovasaur over to watch football with them. He never shuts up, and he roots for the wrong team.
South ParkS3 E4Littered with a Litter
Jun-Jun gives birth to a huge litter of Jackovasaur babies. They get enrolled in school and prove to be the most annoying species of anything, ever.
South ParkS3 E4Sitcom
The Jackovasaurs get their own sitcom called "Jackovasaurs." The mayor invites Jackov on it to be a contestant on a made-up game show.
South ParkS3 E4Game Show
Jackov goes on the game show to play against Officer Barbrady. The prize is a one-way ticket to France for the winner and his family.
South ParkS3 E5Starting a Fight
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
South ParkS3 E5The Fight Begins
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
South ParkS3 E5Mr. Adler Set Free
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
South ParkS3 E5Shop Class
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
South ParkS3 E5But Red Racer's On
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
South ParkS3 E5Parents Are No Help
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
South ParkS3 E5Adler's Flashback
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
South ParkS3 E5Fight Announcement
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
South ParkS3 E5Tommy's Face
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
South ParkS3 E5How Do You Fight?
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
South ParkS3 E5The Oppenheimer Technique
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.