School Marriage Counselor
Season 2 E 12 • 09/23/1998
Mr. Mackey counsels Stan's parents.
ConstellationsSouth ParkS2 E11
The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
Cartman's AuditionSouth ParkS2 E11
Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
Laser James TaylorSouth ParkS2 E11
The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
Van GelderSouth ParkS2 E11
On the bus ride back from the plane-arium, the boys discover a stowaway in their midst, Van Gelder.
The "C" WordSouth ParkS2 E12
Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
MatchmakingSouth ParkS2 E12
The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
Passing NotesSouth ParkS2 E12
Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
Truth or DareSouth ParkS2 E12
Bebe kisses Kyle when they play truth or dare with Stan and Wendy. It's bedtime for Cartman, but unfortunately the runaways invited some friends over.
"Laser Loggins"South ParkS2 E11
Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
Competing ClubhouseSouth ParkS2 E12
Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
School Marriage CounselorSouth ParkS2 E12
While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
Find ChicksSouth ParkS2 E12
Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
Hammer Without NailsSouth ParkS2 E12
While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
Chef's AdviceSouth ParkS2 E12
Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
Older WomenSouth ParkS2 E12
Kenny returns with two older women. Cartman is blown away but keeps his cool by offering them a snack.
A Quick DivorceSouth ParkS2 E12
Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
Age BarrierSouth ParkS2 E12
Cartman and the two older girls do some bonding. One girl talks about wanting to stay out late to party; Cartman talks about fingerpainting.
Quality TimeSouth ParkS2 E12
Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
Fat Abbot's AdviceSouth ParkS2 E12
After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
Clubhouse PartySouth ParkS2 E12
A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.