South Park

Renouncing God

Season 5 E 5 • 07/25/2001

Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.

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02:05

The Book of Job
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Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
07/25/2001
00:49

Saturday Funeral
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Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending his entire Saturday at a funeral.
07/25/2001
01:10

Pennies From Heaven
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At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His lifelong dream is realized.
07/25/2001
00:34

Punishing J-Lo
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Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
07/25/2001
01:30

Lines Lines Lines
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Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
07/25/2001
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
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Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
07/25/2001
00:51

Amusing Himself
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Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
07/25/2001
00:59

Cartmanland Commercial
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When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
07/25/2001
00:44

Fence Hop and Pop
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Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:07

Cartmanland Security
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In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
07/25/2001
01:00

Renouncing God
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In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
07/25/2001
01:01

Population Growth
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Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
07/25/2001
00:24

Population Problem
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Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
07/25/2001
01:12

Money Quest
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After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
07/25/2001
01:03

Heaven into Hell
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The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
07/25/2001
00:31

No Will to Live
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The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
07/25/2001
00:46

Losing it All
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Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.
07/25/2001
01:05

There is a God
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When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
07/25/2001
00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
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Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
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That Guy With The Really Big Head
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Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
08/01/2001
01:39

Chef's Advice
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Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
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