Season 5 E 5 • 07/25/2001
Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.
The Book of JobSouth ParkS5 E5
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
Saturday FuneralSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending his entire Saturday at a funeral.
Pennies From HeavenSouth ParkS5 E5
At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His lifelong dream is realized.
Punishing J-LoSouth ParkS5 E5
Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
Lines Lines LinesSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
Kyle's HemorrhoidSouth ParkS5 E5
Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
Amusing HimselfSouth ParkS5 E5
Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
Cartmanland CommercialSouth ParkS5 E5
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
Fence Hop and PopSouth ParkS5 E5
Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
Cartmanland SecuritySouth ParkS5 E5
In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
Renouncing GodSouth ParkS5 E5
In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
Population GrowthSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
Population ProblemSouth ParkS5 E5
Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
Money QuestSouth ParkS5 E5
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
Heaven into HellSouth ParkS5 E5
The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
No Will to LiveSouth ParkS5 E5
The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
There is a GodSouth ParkS5 E5
When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
Mom, Dad, You Got To See ThisSouth ParkS5 E6
Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
That Guy With The Really Big HeadSouth ParkS5 E6
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.