How Do You Fight?
Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.
South ParkS3 E4Game Show
Jackov goes on the game show to play against Officer Barbrady. The prize is a one-way ticket to France for the winner and his family.
South ParkS3 E5Starting a Fight
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
South ParkS3 E5The Fight Begins
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
South ParkS3 E5Mr. Adler Set Free
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
South ParkS3 E5Shop Class
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
South ParkS3 E5But Red Racer's On
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
South ParkS3 E5Parents Are No Help
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
South ParkS3 E5Adler's Flashback
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
South ParkS3 E5Fight Announcement
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
South ParkS3 E5Tommy's Face
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
South ParkS3 E5How Do You Fight?
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
South ParkS3 E5The Oppenheimer Technique
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
South ParkS3 E5Sumo Lessons
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
South ParkS3 E5Failing Home Ec.
Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
South ParkS3 E5Hospital Fight
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Board of Education
Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
South ParkS3 E6The Island of Misfit Mascots
With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
South ParkS3 E6Sexual Harassment Law
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Marsh
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman's Settlement
Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.