Season 5 E 11 • 11/21/2001
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.
South ParkS5 E9Grossout Comedy 8
Cartman tries to laugh by going to see "Grossout Comedy 8," which lives up to its name. He has no luck.
South ParkS5 E9Laughing Disability
Cartman has Jimmy come over to do some of his comedy for him. Cartman still can't laugh.
South ParkS5 E9A Match is Found
The milk company lady uses the database to find the Thompsons' butt-faced son. After multiple searches, she is successful.
South ParkS5 E9Butters' Face
Butters is forced to wear a paper bag over his head until he learns to stop making stupid faces, which will probably be quite a while.
South ParkS5 E9Chocolate Suicide
Cartman writes a sad, heart-filled letter to his mother while eating a chocolate gun.
South ParkS5 E11Check Out His Hot Balls, Too
Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat get inspiration for their new traveling machine from Enrique Iglesias' gyrations.
South ParkS5 E11Learn & Focus
Cartman tries to convince Kyle that his comment about sending Cousin Kyle to a concentration camp was an honest mistake.
South ParkS5 E11Air Antarctica
The boys take Cousin Kyle to the airport to "play hide and seek," and ship him to Antarctica. Kenny gets killed by security over a toenail clipping.
South ParkS5 E11Hick-Jock-Rednecks
Cousin Kyle is going home. He invested in Mr. Garrison's IT, and when it flopped he got a bailout check for five million dollars.
South ParkS5 E11Kyle and Kyle Two
The ridiculous lines at the airport are infuriating Mr. Garrison. Kyle's cousin Kyle arrives from the East Coast.
South ParkS5 E11Sally Sassalot
Mr. Garrison missed his flight and is now completely fed up with the airlines and challenges everyone to bet he can't come up with a better mode of transportation.
South ParkS5 E11The Same Blood
Cousin Kyle is visiting because he's having a hard time at home and is going to have to rely on Kyle to fit in at school.
South ParkS5 E11What The Hell Was That?
Kyle offers Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin and refrain from the Jew jokes. Meanwhile, it looks like Mr. Garrison has completed his invention.
South ParkS5 E11Concentration Camp
Mrs. Choksondik has Cousin Kyle introduce himself to the class and Cartman just can't make it without a Jewish joke.
South ParkS5 E11IT
Mr. Garrison has invented a top secret, revolutionary travel device that he will only show to the richest people in the world. The general population's curiosity has peaked.
South ParkS5 E11Flexi-Grips
Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
South ParkS5 E11Stereotype
Cousin Kyle has been in town for two weeks now and is driving everyone crazy and wrecking Kyle's image.
South ParkS5 E11It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies
IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
South ParkS5 E11Sledding to Connecticut
The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
South ParkS5 E11IT's Better Than Flying
Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.