Stations of the Cross
Season 3 E 2 • 04/14/1999
Randy finds the reason for the combustions.
South ParkS3 E1Missing Choir
Still wandering the rainforest, the choir does its best to avoid damaging the delicate wildlife that surrounds them.
South ParkS3 E1American Loggers
When Cartman decides to leave the lost choir group, he stumbles upon an all-too-familiar site in the rainforest.
South ParkS3 E1Quicksand
While the president of Costa Rica entertains the crowd at the concert by telling racist jokes, the choir has an encounter with spear-wielding tribe of natives.
South ParkS3 E1God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!
Captured by the natives, tied up, and about to be manhandled by some sort of enormous man-creature, Ms. Stevens is at her wit's end.
South ParkS3 E1Caring Sells
Ms. Stevens and "Getting Gay with Kids" get back in time to perform at the concert, and they've got a message for all the activists out there: Go fuck yourselves.
South ParkS3 E2Kenny's Funeral
The mayor appoints Randy to solve the combustion problem. At Kenny's funeral, the congregation prays for football and the boys agree to perform the Stations of the Cross.
South ParkS3 E2Nobel Prize Awards
Randy wins the Nobel Prize for his spontaneous fart theory. Kyle tries to make his parents feel better by telling them that he is getting a erection for them.
South ParkS3 E2Stan's Pep Talk
Randy is hiding in the basement, beating himself up. After Stan gives him a pep talk, Randy spaces out and has a psychedelic musical fantasy.
South ParkS3 E2Kenny Combusts
Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny sudenly catches fire and dies.
South ParkS3 E2Another Combustion
Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
South ParkS3 E2Stations of the Cross
The boys perform the Stations of the Cross in church. Randy figures out the reason for the combustions, and requests a town meeting.
South ParkS3 E2Cartman Crucified
The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.
South ParkS3 E2Release the Pressure
Randy reveals that held-in farts are causing the combustions. The Mayor suggests that the whole town must fart on a regular basis.
South ParkS3 E2Everybody Farts
The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
South ParkS3 E2Heat Wave
A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
South ParkS3 E2Global Warming
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
South ParkS3 E2The Stations of Randy
The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
South ParkS3 E2Growing Problem
The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
South ParkS3 E2Fart in Moderation
Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
South ParkS3 E3Mr. Derp
Cartman returns to school in time for lunch. Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.