South Carolina Joins the Battle
Season 3 E 14 • 11/24/1999
The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.
Let's Take TopekaSouth ParkS3 E14
At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
Band PracticeSouth ParkS3 E14
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
General Cartman LeeSouth ParkS3 E14
Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
The ReenactmentSouth ParkS3 E14
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
For the ConfederacySouth ParkS3 E14
After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
The South WinsSouth ParkS3 E14
The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
Victory in TopekaSouth ParkS3 E14
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
Fighting OnSouth ParkS3 E14
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
The National GuardSouth ParkS3 E14
The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
Stan's PlanSouth ParkS3 E14
Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
South Carolina Joins the BattleSouth ParkS3 E14
The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
The Confederate DemandsSouth ParkS3 E14
The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
Shut Up, Turds!South ParkS3 E15
Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
HanukkahSouth ParkS3 E15
Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
Hitler SingsSouth ParkS3 E15
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
Mackey of the BellsSouth ParkS3 E15
A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
A Present From Deep Inside of YouSouth ParkS3 E15
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
Christmas Tree & PieSouth ParkS3 E15
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
Merry F&*#ing ChristmasSouth ParkS3 E15
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
Santa and JesusSouth ParkS3 E15
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.