Season 3 E 12 • 11/10/1999
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.
South ParkS3 E11While They Sleep
Cartman dreams of Chinpoko Mon as his doll sends a satellite message to Japan. The corporation plans an attack on Pearl Harbor.
South ParkS3 E11Utter Nonsense
Stan's Parents watch an episode of Chinpoko Mon. They are very concerned when the show turns out to make no sense and be incredibly stupid.
South ParkS3 E11Craze for Camp
The boys are getting excited about Chinpoko Mon Camp, while the parents are confused about the whole craze.
South ParkS3 E11Chinpoko Mon Camp
The first day of Chinpoko Mon camp has arrived and all the children are there being brainwashed to take over America.
South ParkS3 E11Language Barrier
After Chinpoko Mon camp, all the kids insist on speaking Japanese in class. Mr. Garrison is beyond frustrated.
South ParkS3 E11Town Concerned
The parents confront the Mayor, Mr. Hirohito, and Mr. Ose about the Chinpoko Mon problem. They come up with a plan to create a new fad for the kids.
South ParkS3 E11Test Marketing
Doctors show the boys commercials for other toys, but they have no interest in anything not Chinpoko Mon.
South ParkS3 E11The Children March
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
South ParkS3 E11Finished With Fads
While at the bus stop, the boys decide that they're done with toy fads. Then a bunch of rats eat through Kenny's stomach.
South ParkS3 E1215th Annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals
Home school kids show up at the public school spelling bee and blow everyone out of the water. Cartman's fonics monkey is busy and can't help him spell 'chair.'
South ParkS3 E12Home-School Kids
The home school kids are totally weird. The idea of staying home all day inspires Cartman to break out into song.
South ParkS3 E12Dio
Dio performs at the school dance. Mark turns into a bad ass and beats up Kyle for turning his sister into a slut, earning respect from the kids.
South ParkS3 E12Monkey in a Box
Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
South ParkS3 E12Pandora's Box
Letting the home school kids go to the spelling bee was a bad idea. Now, Mark wants to go to public school and Kyle is smitten with Rebecca.
South ParkS3 E12This is What Happens at Public School
Even though the kids at school call Mark names and duct tape him to a bench, he still wants to come back tomorrow.
South ParkS3 E12Mr. Cotswold
Kyle serenades Rebecca. Mr. Cotswold goes to the local bar to speak to the other fathers about how their kids beat up his kid and he gets duct taped to a bench, too.
South ParkS3 E12A Total Wuss Now
Kyle contemplates how to impress Rebecca. Mark's still having a hard time adjusting to public school. Cartman, on the other hand, is soaking up the home school life.
South ParkS3 E12Perverted Games
Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.
South ParkS3 E12Phonics Monkey Attacks
Kyle and Kenny interrupt Cartman's "studying" to ask for help with the home school kid. The Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.
South ParkS3 E12Public School Mating
Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.