J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.
Suck My Culo, ChicaSouth ParkS7 E5
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, ChuloSouth ParkS7 E5
Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
Hand Lovin'South ParkS7 E5
Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
Will I Dream...South ParkS7 E5
Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
Taco-Flavor KissesSouth ParkS7 E5
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
I Eat Tacos & BurritosSouth ParkS7 E5
The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
Ms. Lopez Gets SignedSouth ParkS7 E5
BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
Jennifer Lopez Gets DroppedSouth ParkS7 E5
J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
Taco Flavored Kisses For My BenSouth ParkS7 E5
Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
Can I Have Your TacosSouth ParkS7 E5
J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
J-Lo Has A ChainsawSouth ParkS7 E5
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
The Missing PieSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
Saving the DollSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
Gunfight at the Peppermint HippoSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys go undercover at a strip club to bust the biggest crime syndicate in Colorado, a shootout ensues.
Sarah Peterson's DollSouth ParkS7 E6
When a little girl's dolly has gone missing, she asks the junior detectives to take her case.
Off the CaseSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys are just starting to make progress on the missing doll case, when their crime scene is usurped by some kids laying FBI.
Butters' InterrogationSouth ParkS7 E6
Cartman and Kenny interrogate Butters about the missing doll. While Butters tries to produce a semen sample, the boys get a lead about the location of the doll.
Made OfficialSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys' success as unofficial crimestoppers gets them official Junior Detective status with the police department. They are then ordered to take down a dangerous meth lab.
The Meth LabSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys go down to bust the meth lab. The drug dealers all manage to die one way or another when they flee arrest.
Hit the ShowersSouth ParkS7 E6
The boys get chewed out by the lieutenant for being reckless, then harassed by the other cops for trying to clean up the system.