South ParkS6 E17Santa's Fortress of Solitude
The Poo-Choo Express arrives at the North Pole and Santa Claus's Fortress of Solitude, where Cartman convinces Santa to bring Christmas to Iraq.
South ParkS6 E17Precious Christmastime Moment
While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
South ParkS6 E17Electroshock to the Testicles
The Iraqis do their best to extract information from Santa, their new P.O.W.
South ParkS6 E17Lock & Load We're Going In
The boys interrupt Jesus to give Him the bad news about Santa Claus. Jesus arms himself.
South ParkS6 E17What A Shithole
Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
South ParkS6 E17I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
Jesus and the boys kill Santa's captors, but they've also set off an alarm.
South ParkS6 E17You're A Bad Liar
Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
South ParkS6 E17Get To The Sleigh
Santa Claus and the boys are about to escape Iraq when Santa decides to drop bombs of Christmas spirit on the entire country.
South ParkS7 E1D j Vu
At the bus stop, Cartman tells the boys about a possible alien abduction. Further facts and events make the boys realize that they are beginning a day they've already lived.
South ParkS7 E1Ice Cream Crapping Taco
The head alien (in the form of a taco, that craps ice cream) explains to the boys that Earth is really a reality television show.
South ParkS7 E1Joozian Three Way
Kenny takes a Polaroid of the Network Heads sucking each other's jaggons. The boys use this as blackmail to save "Earth!"
South ParkS7 E1That's No Hemorrhoid
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
South ParkS7 E1Farting On Kyle
Chef takes the boys to see a scientist, and after Kyle gets farted on several times, the satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass.
South ParkS7 E1Chased By Aliens
The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.
South ParkS7 E1In Outer Space Again
The boys wake up inside alien pods in outer space. An alien comes to talk to them and tries to transform itself into something appealing to the boys.
South ParkS7 E1We're All Famous
At a major convention, Jeff reveals that Earth is simply an alien reality show. The scientific community is thrilled with their newly discovered fame.
South ParkS7 E1Earth! Cancelled
The boys find out "Earth!" has been cancelled, and need to convince the network heads to keep it on the air to save their planet.
South ParkS7 E1Chaos Theory
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
South ParkS7 E1The Joozians
The boys meet with the Network Heads and begin to make their plea. The Heads are more interested in figuring out where to do Haglar.
South ParkS7 E1Hekma Bar
The boys try to discus their situation with the Network Heads over lunch. The Heads are more into going to a strip club, doing drugs, and getting a hooker.