South Park
The Filthy Sanchez
Season 5 E 7 • 08/01/2001
Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.
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01:01
South ParkS5 E7
Sex Education
The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
08/01/2001
01:10
South ParkS5 E7
The Man Takes His Penis ?
Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
08/01/2001
01:03
South ParkS5 E7
STD Slides
Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
08/01/2001
01:13
South ParkS5 E7
We Don't Want Your Aids
The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
08/01/2001
00:53
South ParkS5 E7
Gladiators for Kids
The boys rush to a nearby pharmacy to buy condoms. They don't get any straight answers about what's going on from any adults.
08/01/2001
01:03
South ParkS5 E7
A Little Donut
Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.
08/01/2001
00:43
South ParkS5 E7
No Choice
The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner.
08/01/2001
00:53
South ParkS5 E7
Deep Throat
Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.
08/01/2001
01:02
South ParkS5 E7
Afterbirth
Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.
08/01/2001
01:08
South ParkS5 E7
AIDS
Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.
08/01/2001
00:35
South ParkS5 E7
The Filthy Sanchez
Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.
08/01/2001
00:45
South ParkS5 E7
Just Walk Away
The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to keep them out and the boys have to penetrate it.
08/01/2001
00:36
South ParkS5 E7
Boys Keep Out
The battle between the boys and girls over sex goes too far.
08/01/2001
02:36
South ParkS5 E8
Bad Clones
The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
01:59
South ParkS5 E8
Finding What's Important
As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
08/08/2001
02:00
South ParkS5 E8
Funkytown
Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
08/08/2001
01:11
South ParkS5 E8
Trash Can Gold
When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
08/08/2001
01:06
South ParkS5 E8
Meet Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
08/08/2001
01:34
South ParkS5 E8
Time Flies
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
08/08/2001
01:22
South ParkS5 E8
A Towel's Ransom
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
00:43
South ParkS5 E8
Towel Call
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
08/08/2001