It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies
Season 5 E 11 • 11/21/2001
IT is officially on the market and available for test drives.
South ParkS5 E11Air Antarctica
The boys take Cousin Kyle to the airport to "play hide and seek," and ship him to Antarctica. Kenny gets killed by security over a toenail clipping.
South ParkS5 E11Hick-Jock-Rednecks
Cousin Kyle is going home. He invested in Mr. Garrison's IT, and when it flopped he got a bailout check for five million dollars.
South ParkS5 E11Kyle and Kyle Two
The ridiculous lines at the airport are infuriating Mr. Garrison. Kyle's cousin Kyle arrives from the East Coast.
South ParkS5 E11Sally Sassalot
Mr. Garrison missed his flight and is now completely fed up with the airlines and challenges everyone to bet he can't come up with a better mode of transportation.
South ParkS5 E11The Same Blood
Cousin Kyle is visiting because he's having a hard time at home and is going to have to rely on Kyle to fit in at school.
South ParkS5 E11What The Hell Was That?
Kyle offers Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin and refrain from the Jew jokes. Meanwhile, it looks like Mr. Garrison has completed his invention.
South ParkS5 E11Concentration Camp
Mrs. Choksondik has Cousin Kyle introduce himself to the class and Cartman just can't make it without a Jewish joke.
South ParkS5 E11IT
Mr. Garrison has invented a top secret, revolutionary travel device that he will only show to the richest people in the world. The general population's curiosity has peaked.
South ParkS5 E11Flexi-Grips
Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
South ParkS5 E11Stereotype
Cousin Kyle has been in town for two weeks now and is driving everyone crazy and wrecking Kyle's image.
South ParkS5 E11It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies
IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
South ParkS5 E11Sledding to Connecticut
The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
South ParkS5 E11IT's Better Than Flying
Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.
South ParkS5 E11Poor Thing
Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.
South ParkS5 E11Not In My Ass or Mouth
Randy Marsh discovers IT can be operated by buttons on the side of the vehicle and wonders why he can't purchase one without the compromising flexi-grips.
South ParkS5 E11IT's Illegal
The Government shuts down Mr. Garrison's dealership because they're putting airline business in jeopardy. Cousin Kyle makes it back to South Park. Again.
South ParkS5 E11Tolkien's Prayers Answered
Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
South ParkS5 E11The Town's Hainted
The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
South ParkS5 E11Pulling Aslan's Thorn
While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
South ParkS5 E11Tolkien is Rich
The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.