South Park
Cancer's Bad
Season 7 E 13 • 12/03/2003

The boys try smoking but get caught by Mr. Mackey and burn down the school. Their parents blame the tobacco companies.

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03:31

South ParkS7 E12
Joseph Smith: Part 3

The boys can't believe that Stan is hanging out with new kid Gary, who's horrifically nice. Stan asks Gary how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.
11/19/2003
01:04

South ParkS7 E12
The New Kid

When a new kid shows up in Mr. Garrison's class with an impressive list of academic accomplishments, the boys take an immediate dislike to him.
11/19/2003
01:25

South ParkS7 E12
Initiation Rites

Out on the playground, the boys feel the need to draw some new kid blood. Unfortunately, Stan's plan to kick Gary's ass is met with a dinner invitation.
11/19/2003
01:11

South ParkS7 E12
Gary's Family

Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.
11/19/2003
01:19

South ParkS7 E12
Randy Gets Fired Up

When Stan reports back to his family about his pleasant night with the Harrisons, his dad wants to kick Mr. Harrison's ass for talking religion with his son.
11/19/2003
00:40

South ParkS7 E12
Killed with Kindness

Like his son, Randy is unable to follow through on his threat to kick Harrison's ass.
11/19/2003
00:37

South ParkS7 E12
Marsh Family Conversion

Stan's dad returns from the Harrisons' with a new outlook on family life and religion.
11/19/2003
04:20

South ParkS7 E12
Joseph Smith: Part 4

Stan questions the "proof" of the Joseph Smith story and lets the Harrisons know how he feels about their extreme niceness.
11/19/2003
00:58

South ParkS7 E12
Gary's Vindication

Gary has a few things to say to Stan in defense of his family, his religion and his general kindness.
11/19/2003
02:42

South ParkS7 E13
Blowing Smoke

Butt Out, a motivational group, visits school with a musical presentation about smoking.
12/03/2003
02:56

South ParkS7 E13
Cancer's Bad

The boys try smoking but get caught by Mr. Mackey and burn down the school. Their parents blame the tobacco companies.
12/03/2003
02:48

South ParkS7 E13
Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day

Rob disguises himself as "Rita Poon" and infiltrates the Big Tobacco Co. with the boys. The VP gives them a tour of the factory.
12/03/2003
00:51

South ParkS7 E13
Smoke Stoppers

Rob Reiner receives a letter from the South Park parents. He declares war on tobacco companies.
12/03/2003
01:41

South ParkS7 E13
Welcome Rob Reiner

Rob Reiner arrives in South Park to bring down the tobacco companies. Kyle does not want this situation to get out of hand.
12/03/2003
01:39

South ParkS7 E13
Backward Hick State

While devising a plan of attack against the big tobacco companies, Rob Reiner detects a smoker in the bar and promises to outlaw smoking in Colorado.
12/03/2003
02:41

South ParkS7 E13
Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rob Reiner takes the boys to the anti-smoking offices where bogus studies, expensive commercials and Photoshop are key elements to their campaign against smoking.
12/03/2003
00:52

South ParkS7 E13
Cartman Boards In Kyle

Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
12/03/2003
01:31

South ParkS7 E13
Eat The Cupcake

During the commercial taping, Cartman discovers that Rob Reiner wants to sacrifice him for the sake of the anti-smoking campaign.
12/03/2003
01:24

South ParkS7 E13
Big Tobacco's Help

The boys opt to get help from the Tobacco Co. instead of Kyle's plan of taking responsibility for their smoking.
12/03/2003
01:51

South ParkS7 E13
Precious Goo

The townspeople go to Big Tobacco Co. with torches and demand that they hand over Eric. Just as Kyle predicted, he has to give a speech about personal responsibility.
12/03/2003
02:23

South ParkS7 E14
It's Over

Stan tries to get Jimmy to talk "poetic" to Wendy and he screws it all up. Stan falls into a deeper depression.
12/10/2003