South Park

Cancer's Bad

Season 7 E 13 • 12/03/2003

The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.

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03:31

Joseph Smith: Part 3
South ParkS7 E12

The boys can't believe that Stan is hanging out with new kid Gary, who's horrifically nice. Stan asks Gary how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.
11/19/2003
01:04

The New Kid
South ParkS7 E12

When a new kid shows up in Mr. Garrison's class with an impressive list of academic accomplishments, the boys take an immediate dislike to him.
11/19/2003
01:25

Initiation Rites
South ParkS7 E12

Out on the playground, the boys feel the need to draw some new kid blood. Unfortunately, Stan's plan to kick Gary's ass is met with a dinner invitation.
11/19/2003
01:11

Gary's Family
South ParkS7 E12

Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.
11/19/2003
01:19

Randy Gets Fired Up
South ParkS7 E12

When Stan reports back to his family about his pleasant night with the Harrisons, his dad wants to kick Mr. Harrison's ass for talking religion with his son.
11/19/2003
00:40

Killed with Kindness
South ParkS7 E12

Like his son, Randy is unable to follow through on his threat to kick Harrison's ass.
11/19/2003
00:37

Marsh Family Conversion
South ParkS7 E12

Stan's dad returns from the Harrisons' with a new outlook on family life and religion.
11/19/2003
04:20

Joseph Smith: Part 4
South ParkS7 E12

Stan questions the "proof" of the Joseph Smith story and lets the Harrisons know how he feels about their extreme niceness.
11/19/2003
00:58

Gary's Vindication
South ParkS7 E12

Gary has a few things to say to Stan in defense of his family, his religion and his general kindness.
11/19/2003
02:42

Blowing Smoke
South ParkS7 E13

Butt Out, a motivational group, visits school with a musical presentation about smoking.
12/03/2003
02:56

Cancer's Bad
South ParkS7 E13

The boys try smoking but get caught by Mr. Mackey and burn down the school. Their parents blame the tobacco companies.
12/03/2003
02:48

Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day
South ParkS7 E13

Rob disguises himself as "Rita Poon" and infiltrates the Big Tobacco Co. with the boys. The VP gives them a tour of the factory.
12/03/2003
00:51

Smoke Stoppers
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner receives a letter from the South Park parents. He declares war on tobacco companies.
12/03/2003
01:41

Welcome Rob Reiner
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner arrives in South Park to bring down the tobacco companies. Kyle does not want this situation to get out of hand.
12/03/2003
01:39

Backward Hick State
South ParkS7 E13

While devising a plan of attack against the big tobacco companies, Rob Reiner detects a smoker in the bar and promises to outlaw smoking in Colorado.
12/03/2003
02:41

Serbian Jew Double Bluff
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner takes the boys to the anti-smoking offices where bogus studies, expensive commercials and Photoshop are key elements to their campaign against smoking.
12/03/2003
00:52

Cartman Boards In Kyle
South ParkS7 E13

Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
12/03/2003
01:31

Eat The Cupcake
South ParkS7 E13

During the commercial taping, Cartman discovers that Rob Reiner wants to sacrifice him for the sake of the anti-smoking campaign.
12/03/2003
01:24

Big Tobacco's Help
South ParkS7 E13

The boys opt to get help from the Tobacco Co. instead of Kyle's plan of taking responsibility for their smoking.
12/03/2003
01:51

Precious Goo
South ParkS7 E13

The townspeople go to Big Tobacco Co. with torches and demand that they hand over Eric. Just as Kyle predicted, he has to give a speech about personal responsibility.
12/03/2003
02:23

It's Over
South ParkS7 E14

Stan tries to get Jimmy to talk "poetic" to Wendy and he screws it all up. Stan falls into a deeper depression.
12/10/2003