South Park

Lifetime Achievement Award

Season 2 • 06/03/1998

Nurse Gollum receives an award for lifetime achievement as a conjoined twin.

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01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
06/03/1998
01:51

You Frenchy Little Frog
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While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
06/03/1998
02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
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With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
06/03/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
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In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
06/03/1998
00:44

A Stillborn Fetus Growth
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Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
06/03/1998
02:30

Dodgeball State Final
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Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
06/03/1998
00:58

Dinner Party
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The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
06/03/1998
00:44

Cream For Your Ass
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Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
06/03/1998
01:08

Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
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South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
06/03/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
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The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
06/03/1998
01:07

Lifetime Achievement Award
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At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
06/03/1998
01:08

Captain Ahab
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The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
06/03/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
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South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
06/03/1998
01:36

You're All A Bunch of Freaks
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South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
06/03/1998
02:30

How They Won the War
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The boys interview Jimbo for their assignment. He tells them about the time he and Ned conquered the Vietcong.
06/10/1998
01:15

Huntin' and Killin'
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Jimbo and Ned have a TV show where they hunt in order to prevent the animals from dying.
06/10/1998
01:00

Mysteries of the Unexplained
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In a segment called "Mysteries of the Unexplained," Jimbo tells the audience about the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
06/10/1998
01:19

Jesus and Pals
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The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
06/10/1998
00:48

Detention Plans
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While in detention, the boys realize that they've been lied to. They get mad and plot revenge on Jimbo.
06/10/1998
00:55

Fake Video
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Jimbo and Ned play a fake video the boys made of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka on their show.
06/10/1998
01:39

Losing the Ratings War
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Jesus learns that Jimbo and Ned's ratings are rising because of the staring frog footage. His show continues, but doesn't go well.
06/10/1998