Learning The Truth
Season 9 E 8 • 10/19/2005
The Pentagon learns the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
I Broke the Dam!South ParkS9 E8
Stan confesses to breaking the dam, but the townspeople all want to share the blame.
Uncle Roy's BoatSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan crashes what he believes to be Cartman's Uncle Roy's motorboat, in to a beaver dam.
The CauseSouth ParkS9 E8
Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
Randy's TheorySouth ParkS9 E8
As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
Community CenterSouth ParkS9 E8
The townspeople take refuge in the Community Center as Fox News reports that six hundred billion people are dead in Chicago.
Stan Confides In KyleSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.
Randy's Map DrawingSouth ParkS9 E8
Randy draws a penis on the map when explaining the devastation global warming has caused.
Beaverton OilSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan, Cartman and Kyle try to rescue the stranded Beaverton victims, but end up crashing their boat into the Beaverton Oil Factory, igniting a fire in town.
You'll Freeze To DeathSouth ParkS9 E8
Stan calls his dad at the shelter and tells him he's trapped in Beaverton; Stephen and Gerald decide to go with Randy to rescue the boys.
Learning The TruthSouth ParkS9 E8
Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
Jew GoldSouth ParkS9 E8
As they're being rescued from the fire and flood in Beaverton, Cartman pulls a gun on Kyle, forcing him to hand over his Jew Gold.
Welcome MarjorineSouth ParkS9 E9
The girls are introduced to their new classmate Marjorine, but she isn't readily accepted into the group because of her strange sense of fashion.
Dead is BetterSouth ParkS9 E9
Mr. Stotch considers re-burying Butters' body in the Indian burial ground, while the boys prepare butters for the slumber party.
Future Telling DeviceSouth ParkS9 E9
Cartman holds an emergency meeting with the 4th grade boys to inform them that the girls have a secret device that they must get a hold of.
Way Cooler Than "Juwanna Man"South ParkS9 E9
The boys' secret containment center is ready to house the device. Now, one boy must become a girl and sneak into Heidi's slumber party to capture it.
Butters Commits Suicide?South ParkS9 E9
The boys have chosen Butters as their man to go undercover. They make butters commit fake suicide.
Witches!South ParkS9 E9
Butters is horrified by the games the girls play. Marjorine obviously doesn't fit.
Ugly & FlatSouth ParkS9 E9
Mr. Stotch digs up Butters' remains. At the slumber party, the girls apologize for calling Marjorine ugly and flat and offer to give her a makeover.
Rock Your BodySouth ParkS9 E9
Butters is enjoying his time with his new girlfriends. Cartman calls the house as Marjorine's mom to figure out what's taking him so long.