No Ables Allowed
Season 7 E 2 • 03/26/2003
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.
Earth! CancelledSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys find out "Earth!" has been cancelled, and need to convince the network heads to keep it on the air to save their planet.
Chaos TheorySouth ParkS7 E1
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
The JooziansSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys meet with the Network Heads and begin to make their plea. The Heads are more interested in figuring out where to do Haglar.
Hekma BarSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys try to discus their situation with the Network Heads over lunch. The Heads are more into going to a strip club, doing drugs, and getting a hooker.
All New Earth!South ParkS7 E1
The boys begin another repeat day on Earth. Kenny shows the Polaroid of the Jozians and Chef advises them to hang on to it.
I Mean, Come OnSouth ParkS7 E2
With tensions high, Jimmy finds two words to stop an all-out gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve is sent into space via the Phantom Zone.
Crips 4 LifeSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy track down the Five Point Crips and ask to join. All they have to do is pop some Bloods.
Poppin' BloodsSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
Empty HouseSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy does standup at the South Park Community Theatre, but Butters is the only one who showed up because Christopher Reeve is in town.
Superman ArrivesSouth ParkS7 E2
Christopher Reeve comes to South Park to promote stem cell research. Jimmy is not a fan.
No Ables AllowedSouth ParkS7 E2
The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.
The Crips ExistSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy try to make t-shirts for their new club, only to find out that a Crips club already existed.
Larry King ShowSouth ParkS7 E2
Christopher Reeve demonstrates the unique healing properties of stem cells during an interview with Larry King.
What an InspirationSouth ParkS7 E2
After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
Unintentional RobberySouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
Jimmy's ParentsSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
Hackman's WarningSouth ParkS7 E2
With Christopher Reeve's thirst for fetuses growing, his old movie nemesis arrives to deliver a word of warning.
Drive-By ShootingSouth ParkS7 E2
After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
Super Human IronySouth ParkS7 E2
Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
Lock-In StandoffSouth ParkS7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.