Season 6 E 8 • 07/03/2002
Priest Maxi recovers the Holy Document of Vatican Law by going through a time of trials.
South ParkS6 E8The Catholic Boat
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
South ParkS6 E8Rampant Misconduct
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
South ParkS6 E8An Attempt at Reform
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
South ParkS6 E8Losing Their Religion
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
South ParkS6 E8Difficult Anal-ysis
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8Cartman Wins the Bet
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8Intergalactic Problem
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
South ParkS6 E8Randy Tries it Out
When Stan tells his family about Cartman's reverse eating/defecating experiment, his dad decides to give it a try.
South ParkS6 E8Intero-Rectogestion
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
South ParkS6 E8Martha Stewart Living
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
South ParkS6 E8Pitfall Maxi
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.
South ParkS6 E8Atheists Club Meeting
The South Park Atheists Club discusses the difficulties of raising kids in a society infused by Christian values. They eat with their asses and crap out their mouths.
South ParkS6 E8The Queen Spider
In a rage, Priest Maxi rips the Holy Document of Vatican Law when the Queen Spider refuses to amend it. This causes the Vatican to collapse.
South ParkS6 E8Reverse Psychology
Kyle bursts Cartman's bubble by admitting that he was wrong. The parents of South Park celebrate the destruction of the Vatican.
South ParkS6 E8Apology to God
Priest Maxi delivers a sermon on why the death of the Church isn't the death of Catholicism.
South ParkS6 E9Empire Strikes Back
The boys go to see the "Empire Strikes Back" re-release. They are outraged by all the PC changes and plan to take action.
South ParkS6 E9Nightline
The boys are interviewed about Hat McCulloch. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to update "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
South ParkS6 E9F#$% You Steve Spielberg
Just as Lucas is going to give in to the boys, Spielberg shows up and stops him. Tweek gets away.
South ParkS6 E9Free Hat
Stan advertises for a film rally. Cartman tells him it won't work if a prize isn't offered.
South ParkS6 E9Different Hat
The rally gets an overwhelming response. Problem is it's because the town thought "free hat" referred to Hat McCulloch