South Park
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Season 3 E 6 • 07/07/1999

Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.

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01:03

South ParkS3 E5
The Oppenheimer Technique

Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
06/23/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E5
Sumo Lessons

Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
06/23/1999
01:24

South ParkS3 E5
Failing Home Ec.

Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
06/23/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E5
Hospital Fight

The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
06/23/1999
01:53

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman vs. Board of Education

Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
07/07/1999
02:20

South ParkS3 E6
The Island of Misfit Mascots

With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
07/07/1999
02:26

South ParkS3 E6
Sexual Harassment Law

A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
07/07/1999
01:06

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman vs. Marsh

Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
07/07/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman's Settlement

Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
07/07/1999
01:26

South ParkS3 E6
Cutbacks at School

Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
07/07/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E6
1-555-SUE-THEM

Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
07/07/1999
01:17

South ParkS3 E6
Legal Problems

Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
07/07/1999
01:12

South ParkS3 E6
Panda Hunting

The boys know they have to track down Sexual Harassment Panda when budget cutbacks force Chef to serve only lumpy potatoes for lunch.
07/07/1999
01:18

South ParkS3 E6
Everyone vs. Everyone

With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.
07/07/1999
01:37

South ParkS3 E6
Democracy or Fascism

Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
07/07/1999
01:07

South ParkS3 E6
Not Taking Kindly

When the boys head to the bar to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda, they have a run-in with the regulars.
07/07/1999
01:52

South ParkS3 E6
Case Dismissed

Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
07/07/1999
00:26

South ParkS3 E6
Public Service Announcement

Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
07/07/1999
02:37

South ParkS3 E7
Stupid Turd

Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
07/14/1999
02:33

South ParkS3 E7
Turd Tricks

Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
07/14/1999
02:20

South ParkS3 E7
TURDS!

Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
07/14/1999