South ParkS6 E13Feragon, Asshole
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
South ParkS6 E13When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
South ParkS6 E13You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
South ParkS6 E13Onto Double Penetration Boys...
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
South ParkS6 E13The Quest Begins
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
South ParkS6 E13Hottest Porno Ever Made
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
South ParkS6 E13Spank That Ass
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
South ParkS6 E13A Really Important Quest
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
South ParkS6 E13One Tape
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
South ParkS6 E13Sixth Graders
On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
South ParkS6 E13BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
South ParkS6 E13Paladin w/ A High Constitution
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
South ParkS6 E13Talonguard The Black
With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
South ParkS6 E13The Butters
Still in pursuit of their children, the parents of South Park must get directions from Jimmy.
South ParkS6 E14Museum of Tolerance
The boys and their parents go to the Museum of Tolerance where they learn that it's always wrong to discriminate against people, unless they're smokers.
South ParkS6 E14Devitzen's Tolerance Camp
Chef and the boys get in trouble for refusing to be more open-minded about Mr. Garrison's gayness. As punishment, they're sent to tolerance camp.
South ParkS6 E14Garrison's Back
Mr. Garrison is offered the position teaching the fourth grade. He then tries to come up with a way to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions.
South ParkS6 E14Meet Mr. Slave
Now that he's teaching fourth grade, Mr. Garrison has replaced Mr. Hat with a new, more mature teacher's assistant, Mr. Slave, a stereotypical gay leatherman.
South ParkS6 E14Little Discriminators
The boys' parents are so engrossed in their weekly book club that they don't comprehend how gay the boys' school day really was.
South ParkS6 E14Gerbil Science
Mr. Garrison demonstrates an important scientific principle using a test tube, Lemmiwinks the gerbil, and Mr. Slave in position seven.