It's Coming Right For Us
Season 1 E 3 • 08/27/1997
Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle jimbo and Cartman.
South ParkS1 E2Buying a Gun
Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
South ParkS1 E2Finding the Truth
Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
South ParkS1 E2Must Stop Garrison
Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
South ParkS1 E2Follow Your Dreams
Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
South ParkS1 E3Oh My God, A Volcano!
Stan's Dad -- who's on duty at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity -- needs to figure out what it means when the needle starts moving and the mountain starts to smoke.
South ParkS1 E3Stop, Drop and Roll
When the campfire isn't cooking the wienies, Ned uses "the old Indian fire trick" -- pouring gas on the fire -- to help move things along.
South ParkS1 E3The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
Cartman tries to scare the boys with the story of Scuzzlebutt, the basket-weaving creature with celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg.
South ParkS1 E3Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
When the boys find themselves trapped by the trench, the real Scuzzlebutt finds a way to save the day.
South ParkS1 E3Hot Lava
Chef sings amid general rejoicing. Stan then takes the opportunity to show that he's no longer afraid of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3Rules of Hunting
After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound, Uncle jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3It's Coming Right For Us
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
South ParkS1 E3Totally Screwed
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman's Missing
Cartman goes missing overnight. Stan is more worried about his Uncle Jimbo who'd rather go fishing with Kenny than with him.
South ParkS1 E3Let's Get Those Kids
A newscast shows a crowd of people gathered at City Hall to hear the mayor address the boys' plight on the mountain. A rescue effort is mounted.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
Cartman appears disguised as Scuzzlebutt to try to scare the boys. Instead, he winds up in the line of fire.
South ParkS1 E3Digging a Trench
The mayor adopts Stan's dad's plan to dig a trench to divert the lava from South Park. Meanwhile, on the mountain, the boys continue to hunt Cartman.
South ParkS1 E3Duck & Cover
In order to teach the residents of South Park about volcano safety, Officer Barbrady screens a film from the 50s whose advice is, simply, "duck and cover."
South ParkS1 E3Blown It's Top
Just after Cartman's life is spared, the volcano finally blows its top, directly onto Kenny.
South ParkS1 E4Special Treatment
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
South ParkS1 E4Ask Jesus
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.