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Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
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S3 E14
The National Guard
The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
11/24/1999
01:26
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S3 E14
Stan's Plan
Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
11/24/1999
01:48
South Park
S3 E14
South Carolina Joins the Battle
The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
11/24/1999
00:53
South Park
S3 E14
The Confederate Demands
The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
11/24/1999
01:12
South Park
S3 E15
Shut Up, Turds!
Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
03:15
South Park
S3 E15
Hanukkah
Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
12/01/1999
03:24
South Park
S3 E15
Hitler Sings
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
12/01/1999
01:05
South Park
S3 E15
Mackey of the Bells
A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
12/01/1999
02:01
South Park
S3 E15
A Present From Deep Inside of You
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
12/01/1999
02:08
South Park
S3 E15
Christmas Tree & Pie
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
12/01/1999
02:19
South Park
S3 E15
Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
12/01/1999
03:37
South Park
S3 E15
Santa and Jesus
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
12/01/1999
02:11
South Park
S3 E15
Time To Go Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
12/01/1999
02:28
South Park
S3 E16
Menstrual Cycle Song
While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
12/29/1999
01:47
South Park
S3 E16
Death by Tampon
After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
12/29/1999
01:40
South Park
S3 E16
Asking for Advice
Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
12/29/1999
01:35
South Park
S3 E16
Rod Stewart
Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
12/29/1999
01:21
South Park
S3 E16
Saying Their Prayers
Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
12/29/1999
01:14
South Park
S3 E16
Cartman's Period
Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
12/29/1999
01:02
South Park
S3 E16
Buying Maxi Pads
As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
12/29/1999
01:48
South Park
S3 E16
New Year's Eve
Rod Stewart is horrible in concert and the angry crowd turns on Jesus.
12/29/1999