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Merry F&*#ing Christmas

Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.

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01:46

The National Guard
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The Confederates take their reenactment to Tennessee.
11/24/1999
01:26

Stan's Plan
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Stan empties the Confederates' schnapps holdings.
11/24/1999
01:48

South Carolina Joins the Battle
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The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.
11/24/1999
00:53

The Confederate Demands
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The Confederates march to Washington, D.C.
11/24/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
South ParkS3 E15

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
03:15

Hanukkah
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Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
12/01/1999
03:24

Hitler Sings
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Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.
12/01/1999
01:05

Mackey of the Bells
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Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."
12/01/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
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An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
12/01/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
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Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
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Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
12/01/1999
03:37

Santa and Jesus
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Santa and Jesus do a number together.
12/01/1999
02:06

Time To Go Mr. Hankey
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Mr. Hankey and friends do one more.
12/01/1999
01:47

Death by Tampon
South ParkS3 E16

Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
12/29/1999
01:00

Cartman's Period
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Cartman is the first to get his period.
12/29/1999
01:03

Buying Maxi Pads
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Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
12/29/1999
01:40

Asking for Advice
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Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
12/29/1999
01:34

Rod Stewart
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Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
12/29/1999
01:48

New Year's Eve
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After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
12/29/1999
01:52

Hormone Therapy
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Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
12/29/1999
01:19

Saying Their Prayers
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Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
12/29/1999