South Park

Merry F&*#ing Christmas

Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.

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01:46

South ParkS3 E14
The National Guard

The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
11/24/1999
01:26

South ParkS3 E14
Stan's Plan

Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
11/24/1999
01:48

South ParkS3 E14
South Carolina Joins the Battle

The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
11/24/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E14
The Confederate Demands

The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
11/24/1999
01:12

South ParkS3 E15
Shut Up, Turds!

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
03:15

South ParkS3 E15
Hanukkah

Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
12/01/1999
03:24

South ParkS3 E15
Hitler Sings

A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
12/01/1999
01:05

South ParkS3 E15
Mackey of the Bells

A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
12/01/1999
02:01

South ParkS3 E15
A Present From Deep Inside of You

The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
12/01/1999
02:08

South ParkS3 E15
Christmas Tree & Pie

Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
12/01/1999
02:19

South ParkS3 E15
Merry F&*#ing Christmas

Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
12/01/1999
03:37

South ParkS3 E15
Santa and Jesus

Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
12/01/1999
02:11

South ParkS3 E15
Time To Go Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
12/01/1999
01:14

South ParkS3 E16
Cartman's Period

Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
12/29/1999
01:02

South ParkS3 E16
Buying Maxi Pads

As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
12/29/1999
01:40

South ParkS3 E16
Asking for Advice

Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
12/29/1999
01:21

South ParkS3 E16
Saying Their Prayers

Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
12/29/1999
01:35

South ParkS3 E16
Rod Stewart

Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
12/29/1999
02:28

South ParkS3 E16
Menstrual Cycle Song

While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
12/29/1999
01:52

South ParkS3 E16
Hormone Therapy

Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
12/29/1999
00:54

South ParkS3 E16
Stan's Got Boobs

Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
12/29/1999