South Park
Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Season 3 E 15 • 12/31/2018
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
Tags:songsGarrisonJapanjunk foodinternational affairsMr. HatIndiaracismChristmasMiddle EastMerry F**king ChristmascultureMr. Hankey The Christmas Poo

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