Don't Die On Us
Season 4 E 6 • 06/28/2000
Mrs. Broflovski considers holistic medicine for Kyle.
Not InvitedSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman tells Stan and Kyle they are not invited to the NAMBLA party in his honor.
Kenny's NightmareSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
The Other NAMBLASouth ParkS4 E5
The FBI busts the wrong NAMBLA--the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes--but together they vow to save the boys of South Park.
For the TeamSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman convinces Butters to take one for the team and let the NAMBLA guys have sex with him.
New KennySouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's parents have a baby and decide to name him Kenny, after their son who just died.
What A Grand, Grand PenisSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison begins his novel. He has no trouble describing the male characters' features, but when it comes to the females, he blocks up.
More Like A MexicanSouth ParkS4 E6
Kyle is taken to see Chief Running Pinto and Carlos Ramirez. They recommend he go see a real doctor.
Brain EnemaSouth ParkS4 E6
The town is obsessed with holistic remedies. Two "Native Americans" come into the store and sell one of their Cherokee Hair Tampons.
Mr. WylandSouth ParkS4 E6
The class has a substitute teacher and the boys have fun with him. The teacher has them make a get-well card for Kyle, who's out sick.
Little Child Molestation ThingSouth ParkS4 E6
Due to charges of molestation, the school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus. He feels hurt and lost.
Don't Die On UsSouth ParkS4 E6
Stan and his mom pay a very sick Kyle a visit. Mrs. Broflovski is very worried until Mrs. Marsh suggests holistic remedies.
PoontagSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison sees Mr. Mackey for counseling. Together they decide that the best thing for Garrison would be to write a romance novel.
Miss InformationSouth ParkS4 E6
Stan, Kyle, and their moms go see Miss Information to talks to her about herbal medicine. The moms are intrigued, but Stan is skeptical.
Kyle VomitsSouth ParkS4 E6
Mrs. Broflovski fears that Kyle is getting worse. Miss Information stops by and says he's actually getting better.
Kidney TransplantSouth ParkS4 E6
Dr. Doctor tells him that Kyle's life depends on a kidney transplant. The problem is that Cartman's the only match in town.
The AidsSouth ParkS4 E6
Stan and Kyle ask Cartman if he will donate a kidney. He'll only do it for $10 million.
A Redwood Forest of PenisesSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison continues to work on his novel. It seems to be leaning toward the soft-core porn side of romance.
Clyde Likes TacosSouth ParkS4 E6
Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
Commercial BreakSouth ParkS4 E6
A commercial for Cherokee Hair Tampons depicts a mother and daughter having a tender moment discussing feminine issues.
Kidney Blocker 2000South ParkS4 E6
Team Kidney sneaks into Cartman's house. When they go to cut him open, they discover that he is wearing the Kidney Blocker 2000. Stan is very angry.