South ParkS2 E12Competing Clubhouse
Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
South ParkS2 E12School Marriage Counselor
While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
South ParkS2 E12Find Chicks
Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
South ParkS2 E12Hammer Without Nails
While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
South ParkS2 E12Chef's Advice
Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
South ParkS2 E12Older Women
Kenny returns with two older women. Cartman is blown away but keeps his cool by offering them a snack.
South ParkS2 E12A Quick Divorce
Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
South ParkS2 E12Age Barrier
Cartman and the two older girls do some bonding. One girl talks about wanting to stay out late to party; Cartman talks about fingerpainting.
South ParkS2 E12Quality Time
Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
South ParkS2 E12Fat Abbot's Advice
After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
South ParkS2 E12Clubhouse Party
A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
South ParkS2 E12Together Again
Stan's parents meet in the clubhouse and work things out in a very adult round of Truth or Dare, while Roy gets caught in a trap.
South ParkS2 E12Dare Hurts
Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
South ParkS2 E13The Running of the Cows
The running of the cows is one of South Park's greatest and deadliest traditions.
South ParkS2 E13The Line Ride
Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
South ParkS2 E13Mechanical Bull
While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
South ParkS2 E13Snowball
Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
South ParkS2 E13Ming-Lee
Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
South ParkS2 E13Cow Cult
Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
South ParkS2 E13Bad Cows
When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.