Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks
Season 5 E 4 • 07/18/2001
Terrance and Phillip perform together live after all.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1South ParkS5 E4
When Terrance and Phillip refuse to perform together Kyle shows a documentary about the early history of the twosome.
Ticket SlaveSouth ParkS5 E4
During a classic Terrance and Phillip rerun, the boys see a commercial for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
Earth Day Brainwashing FestivalSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys tell a group of Earth Day organizers that they cannot help them out because they are going to a live Terrance and Philip show.
That's Not PhilipSouth ParkS5 E4
Something very terrible has happened in the world of Terrance and Phillip and the boys have to find out what.
Official Presidents of the Terrance and Phillip Fan ClubSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys try to use their privileges as Official Fan Club Presidents to get into Terrance's dressing room. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones trying.
The Last Thing I Want Is More KidsSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys sneak into Terrance's dressing room in a hefty groupie's spandex pants.
1st. Bank of LiesSouth ParkS5 E4
An angry Phillip refuses to perform in South Park until Kyle says the right thing.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 2South ParkS5 E4
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" continues, with cameos from Johnny Carson, John Schneider and the King of the Goat People.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 3South ParkS5 E4
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" concludes, with talk of suicide attempts, mass slaughter, and what it takes to be a hero in Canada.
You're an Asshole & This Is Mostly Your FaultSouth ParkS5 E4
Terrance and Phillip make up with one another. They fart together again.
Trite Things Between Your Ass CheeksSouth ParkS5 E4
Having made their peace, Terrance and Phillip take the stage just in the nick of time.
Inheritance WagonSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelong dream.
Three's a CrowdSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
The Book of JobSouth ParkS5 E5
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
Saturday FuneralSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending his entire Saturday at a funeral.
Pennies From HeavenSouth ParkS5 E5
At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His lifelong dream is realized.
Punishing J-LoSouth ParkS5 E5
Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
Lines Lines LinesSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
Kyle's HemorrhoidSouth ParkS5 E5
Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
Amusing HimselfSouth ParkS5 E5
Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.