Season 3 E 17 • 01/12/2000
Mr. Garrison Sr. ponders whether to have sex with his son or not.
South ParkS3 E17Bowel Control
On the bus ride, Cartman tries to find the "brown noise" on his recorder. Mr. Mackey fist-fights with Mr. Hat.
South ParkS3 E17Crapped Themselves to Death
The students all play the brown noise at the same time. The whole world craps its pants.
South ParkS3 E17Queef
The class gets to the concert. The New Yorkers make fun of the boys because they don't know what a queef is.
South ParkS3 E17Why Not?
The boys try to look up "queef" in the dictionary while Cartman learns more about the brown noise. Garrison confronts his dad about why he never molested him.
South ParkS3 E17Mung
The boys get to the concert rehearsal and decide to combat the New Yorkers by making up the word "mung."
South ParkS3 E17I Would Have Made Him Do It
Mr. Garrison tells his mother that his dad never sexually abused him. She is horrified and goes into denial.
South ParkS3 E17Rehearsal
At the rehearsal, Cartman decides to get Kenny G to help him find the brown noise. Yoko Ono gives a speech that nobody can understand.
South ParkS3 E1741-Year-Old Son
Mr. Mackey talks to Mr. Garrison Sr. about the lack of sexual abuse in his son's life. He advises him to start molesting, or his son may never forgive him.
South ParkS3 E17No Pajamas
On his way to bed, Garrison tries to drop his dad a hint about the molestation. He leaves the door cracked open and sleeps in the nude.
South ParkS3 E17The Brown Noise
Cartman finds the brown noise and plays it for the boys. They decide to use it for revenge against the New Yorkers.
South ParkS3 E17Scruples
Mr. Garrison Sr. tells the guys at the bar about his problem. They misunderstand him and have a discussion about sleeping with family members to save lives.
South ParkS3 E17Kenny G
Mr. Garrison says goodbye to his parents and thanks his dad for a meaningful night. Turns out, that Kenny G had been hired to do the deed.
South ParkS4 E1Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel
When the boys get caught by both Loogie and the ADA, Kyle slips into another dimension and the Half-Chicken, Half-Squirrel creature scares the dentists away.
South ParkS4 E1New Found Wealth
As boys flaunt their new wealth at school and talk about breaking from Loogie, Kyle is learning about alternate realities.
South ParkS4 E1The Tooth Trade
Loogie goes through the details of the Tooth Fairy Racket, then threatens to cut off the boys' penises if they don't work for him.
South ParkS4 E1The Tooth Fairy Visits Cartman
The Tooth Fairy leaves Cartman $2, that's $1.75 more than usual.
South ParkS4 E1A Sega Dreamcast
Cartman brags about getting $2 from the Tooth Fairy and cooks up a plan to make enough for a Sega Dreamcast.
South ParkS4 E1Timmy's Pulling Teeth
Kenny's got teeth to contribute to the Dreamcast effort, so the boys hook them up to Timmy's wheelchair.
South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.