Season 3 E 17 • 01/12/2000
Mr. Garrison Sr. ponders whether to have sex with his son or not.
Bowel ControlSouth ParkS3 E17
On the bus ride, Cartman tries to find the "brown noise" on his recorder. Mr. Mackey fist-fights with Mr. Hat.
Crapped Themselves to DeathSouth ParkS3 E17
The students all play the brown noise at the same time. The whole world craps its pants.
QueefSouth ParkS3 E17
The class gets to the concert. The New Yorkers make fun of the boys because they don't know what a queef is.
Why Not?South ParkS3 E17
The boys try to look up "queef" in the dictionary while Cartman learns more about the brown noise. Garrison confronts his dad about why he never molested him.
MungSouth ParkS3 E17
The boys get to the concert rehearsal and decide to combat the New Yorkers by making up the word "mung."
I Would Have Made Him Do ItSouth ParkS3 E17
Mr. Garrison tells his mother that his dad never sexually abused him. She is horrified and goes into denial.
RehearsalSouth ParkS3 E17
At the rehearsal, Cartman decides to get Kenny G to help him find the brown noise. Yoko Ono gives a speech that nobody can understand.
41-Year-Old SonSouth ParkS3 E17
Mr. Mackey talks to Mr. Garrison Sr. about the lack of sexual abuse in his son's life. He advises him to start molesting, or his son may never forgive him.
No PajamasSouth ParkS3 E17
On his way to bed, Garrison tries to drop his dad a hint about the molestation. He leaves the door cracked open and sleeps in the nude.
The Brown NoiseSouth ParkS3 E17
Cartman finds the brown noise and plays it for the boys. They decide to use it for revenge against the New Yorkers.
ScruplesSouth ParkS3 E17
Mr. Garrison Sr. tells the guys at the bar about his problem. They misunderstand him and have a discussion about sleeping with family members to save lives.
Kenny GSouth ParkS3 E17
Mr. Garrison says goodbye to his parents and thanks his dad for a meaningful night. Turns out, that Kenny G had been hired to do the deed.
Half-Chicken Half-SquirrelSouth ParkS4 E1
When the boys get caught by both Loogie and the ADA, Kyle slips into another dimension and the Half-Chicken, Half-Squirrel creature scares the dentists away.
New Found WealthSouth ParkS4 E1
As boys flaunt their new wealth at school and talk about breaking from Loogie, Kyle is learning about alternate realities.
The Tooth TradeSouth ParkS4 E1
Loogie goes through the details of the Tooth Fairy Racket, then threatens to cut off the boys' penises if they don't work for him.
The Tooth Fairy Visits CartmanSouth ParkS4 E1
The Tooth Fairy leaves Cartman $2, that's $1.75 more than usual.
A Sega DreamcastSouth ParkS4 E1
Cartman brags about getting $2 from the Tooth Fairy and cooks up a plan to make enough for a Sega Dreamcast.
Timmy's Pulling TeethSouth ParkS4 E1
Kenny's got teeth to contribute to the Dreamcast effort, so the boys hook them up to Timmy's wheelchair.
Tooth Fairy CartmanSouth ParkS4 E1
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.