Cartman Needs MaturitySouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman believes he needs more mature and intelligent friends.
BigBoned Joins the ChatSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman, seeking more mature friends, finds many willing gentleman on the Internet and makes a date for the next day.
Tony316 Gets BustedSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman's new friend gives him books on the Kama Sutra and a backrub before being carted off by the FBI.
Kenny's PlanSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny tries to sabotage is parents plan of having another kid by throwing a baseball at his father's balls.
Garrison ArrestedSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman meets Mr. Garrison for a date. When Garrison also gets arrested, Cartman blames Stan and Kyle.
Fun With DialysisSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman accuses Kyle and Stan of starting a conspiracy because they're jealous he's seeking out more mature friends.
NAMBLA arrivesSouth ParkS4 E5
NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) shows up to the South Park jail and proclaims that sex between a man and a boy is not unlawful.
Dr. MephestoSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman goes to Dr. Mephesto for help and Dr. Mephisto recommends Cartman join NAMBLA.
A Poster ChildSouth ParkS4 E5
NAMBLA decides they need a poster child for their cause and Cartman walks through the door to join.
Kenny's Mom is PregnantSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Mom is pregnant and Cartman brags about being NAMBLA's new poster child.
Pregnant No MoreSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny, dressed as a young girl, buys some abortion pills.
Abortion CocktailSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Dad accidentally drinks the abortion cocktail Kenny made for his mom and suffers the consequences.
NAMBLA Photo ShootSouth ParkS4 E5
The NAMBLA spokesman tells Cartman they are having a party in his honor and ask him to invite some friends.
The John Denver ExperienceSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny gets his parents to ride the John Denver Experience in hopes it will induce his mother's abortion.
Not InvitedSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman tells Stan and Kyle they are not invited to the NAMBLA party in his honor.
Kenny's NightmareSouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
The Other NAMBLASouth ParkS4 E5
The FBI busts the wrong NAMBLA--the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes--but together they vow to save the boys of South Park.
For the TeamSouth ParkS4 E5
Cartman convinces Butters to take one for the team and let the NAMBLA guys have sex with him.
New KennySouth ParkS4 E5
Kenny's parents have a baby and decide to name him Kenny, after their son who just died.
What A Grand, Grand PenisSouth ParkS4 E6
Mr. Garrison begins his novel. He has no trouble describing the male characters' features, but when it comes to the females, he blocks up.