I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
Season 6 E 17 • 12/11/2002
Jesus and the boys bust in on the Iraqis torturing Santa.
Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever SeenSouth ParkS6 E17
Mr. Hankey arrives to take the boys to Santa Claus in the North Pole. Cartman sings with Mr. Hankey.
We Gotta A Red Sleigh DownSouth ParkS6 E17
While bringing Christmas to Iraq, Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down. The boys realize that Jesus is the only person who can save Santa now.
We Brought Christmas To IraqSouth ParkS6 E17
Jimmy finally finishes his song, just as Santa Claus arrives to bring Christmas joy and the message of Jesus to South Park. The boys each get a present and Kenny doesn't die.
Haibo Robot DollSouth ParkS6 E17
Kyle's cousin Kyle helps Cartman tally up the number of times he's been naughty and nice in the past year.
Jimmy's Favorite Christmas SongSouth ParkS6 E17
At the lighting of the South Park Christmas tree, Cartman gets the idea to bring Christmas to the less fortunate people in Iraq.
Santa's Fortress of SolitudeSouth ParkS6 E17
The Poo-Choo Express arrives at the North Pole and Santa Claus's Fortress of Solitude, where Cartman convinces Santa to bring Christmas to Iraq.
Precious Christmastime MomentSouth ParkS6 E17
While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
Electroshock to the TesticlesSouth ParkS6 E17
The Iraqis do their best to extract information from Santa, their new P.O.W.
Lock & Load We're Going InSouth ParkS6 E17
The boys interrupt Jesus to give Him the bad news about Santa Claus. Jesus arms himself.
What A ShitholeSouth ParkS6 E17
Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
I Just Couldn't Let Him LiveSouth ParkS6 E17
Jesus and the boys kill Santa's captors, but they've also set off an alarm.
You're A Bad LiarSouth ParkS6 E17
Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
Get To The SleighSouth ParkS6 E17
Santa Claus and the boys are about to escape Iraq when Santa decides to drop bombs of Christmas spirit on the entire country.
D j VuSouth ParkS7 E1
At the bus stop, Cartman tells the boys about a possible alien abduction. Further facts and events make the boys realize that they are beginning a day they've already lived.
Ice Cream Crapping TacoSouth ParkS7 E1
The head alien (in the form of a taco, that craps ice cream) explains to the boys that Earth is really a reality television show.
Joozian Three WaySouth ParkS7 E1
Kenny takes a Polaroid of the Network Heads sucking each other's jaggons. The boys use this as blackmail to save "Earth!"
That's No HemorrhoidSouth ParkS7 E1
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
Farting On KyleSouth ParkS7 E1
Chef takes the boys to see a scientist, and after Kyle gets farted on several times, the satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass.
Chased By AliensSouth ParkS7 E1
The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.
In Outer Space AgainSouth ParkS7 E1
The boys wake up inside alien pods in outer space. An alien comes to talk to them and tries to transform itself into something appealing to the boys.