8 Years Taking a Crap
Season 4 E 2 • 04/12/2000
Cartman poops out Romper Stomper's cigarettes and then flushes them.
Phil Collins HillSouth ParkS4 E2
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
A HATE CRIMESouth ParkS4 E2
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Tolkien until the FBI steps in.
Trial TVSouth ParkS4 E2
Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.
Go-Go Action BroncoSouth ParkS4 E2
Desperate to flee the country rather than face time in Juvenile Hall, Cartman enlists Kenny's help as a driver. The resulting chase scene rings a bell for some reason.
D BatteriesSouth ParkS4 E2
Cartman and Kenny have made it to Arizona and are within site of the Mexican border, but the D batteries don't long.
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile HallSouth ParkS4 E2
Cartman goes to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall full of violence, transvestites, Tic-Tac-Throw.
Prisoner 24601South ParkS4 E2
Cartman learns his new schedule and his new cellmate, Romper Stomper who shows him the ropes?
2nd Fattest KidSouth ParkS4 E2
With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!
AnimaniacsSouth ParkS4 E2
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
Bricks and GroansSouth ParkS4 E2
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
8 Years Taking a CrapSouth ParkS4 E2
Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.
Tolkien's HouseSouth ParkS4 E2
Stan and Kyle visit Tolkien's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Tolkien's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
The "Free Eric Cartman Now" CommitteeSouth ParkS4 E2
Kyle, Stan, and Tolkien make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
JailbreakSouth ParkS4 E2
When Romper Stomper falls and breaks his leg, Cartman is forced to decide go it alone or risk himself to stay with his friend? His answer is easy.
Disneyland!South ParkS4 E2
Cartman pays a final visit to Romper Stomper back in the pen, to give him the greatest gift of all: a theme park.
Riddle-OutSouth ParkS4 E3
Chef gives the kids the Riddle-Out during Phil Collins' set, and they realize how much he sucks.
Drug Free TreatmentSouth ParkS4 E3
Chef tries to get the parents to use an alternative treatment to ADD, but finds they're also on Ritalin. He gets really freaked out when the boys show enthusiasm for Phil Collins.
Battle of the BandsSouth ParkS4 E3
Timmy performs with "Lords of the Underworld" at the Battle of the Bands, and they win. Some people love him, others feel like he's being exploited.
Timmy Gets in TroubleSouth ParkS4 E3
Mr. Garrison quizzes the class on their homework from the night before. Timmy, the new student, has a bit of trouble communicating.
Mr. Mackey's TheorySouth ParkS4 E3
Timmy is sent to the principal's office for his behavior and Mr. Mackey diagnoses him with ADD.