South ParkS9 E8Randy's Theory
As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
South ParkS9 E8Community Center
The townspeople take refuge in the Community Center as Fox News reports that six hundred billion people are dead in Chicago.
South ParkS9 E8Stan Confides In Kyle
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton dam and comes up with a plan to help the victims of the flood.
South ParkS9 E8Randy's Map Drawing
Randy draws a penis on the map when explaining the devastation global warming has caused.
South ParkS9 E8Beaverton Oil
Stan, Cartman and Kyle try to rescue the stranded Beaverton victims, but end up crashing their boat into the Beaverton Oil Factory, igniting a fire in town.
South ParkS9 E8You'll Freeze To Death
Stan calls his dad at the shelter and tells him he's trapped in Beaverton; Stephen and Gerald decide to go with Randy to rescue the boys.
South ParkS9 E8Learning The Truth
Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
South ParkS9 E8Jew Gold
As they're being rescued from the fire and flood in Beaverton, Cartman pulls a gun on Kyle, forcing him to hand over his Jew Gold.
South ParkS9 E9Welcome Marjorine
The girls are introduced to their new classmate Marjorine, but she isn't readily accepted into the group because of her strange sense of fashion.
South ParkS9 E9Dead is Better
Mr. Stotch considers re-burying Butters' body in the Indian burial ground, while the boys prepare butters for the slumber party.
South ParkS9 E9Future Telling Device
Cartman holds an emergency meeting with the 4th grade boys to inform them that the girls have a secret device that they must get a hold of.
South ParkS9 E9Way Cooler Than "Juwanna Man"
The boys' secret containment center is ready to house the device. Now, one boy must become a girl and sneak into Heidi's slumber party to capture it.
South ParkS9 E9Butters Commits Suicide?
The boys have chosen Butters as their man to go undercover. They make butters commit fake suicide.
South ParkS9 E9Witches!
Butters is horrified by the games the girls play. Marjorine obviously doesn't fit.
South ParkS9 E9Ugly & Flat
Mr. Stotch digs up Butters' remains. At the slumber party, the girls apologize for calling Marjorine ugly and flat and offer to give her a makeover.
South ParkS9 E9Rock Your Body
Butters is enjoying his time with his new girlfriends. Cartman calls the house as Marjorine's mom to figure out what's taking him so long.
South ParkS9 E9The Power Belongs To Us!
When Heidi's dad discovers the boys spying from outside, Butters makes a break for it with the time device. The boys bring it back to the containment center for analysis.
South ParkS9 E9Unholy Demon Spawn
When Butters returns home, his parents are convinced that he has risen from the Indian burial grave as an unholy demon spawn.
South ParkS9 E9A Historic Day for Boy-Mankind
Now that the boys have the Future Telling Device, it's tearing them apart. They can't handle its power and decide to destroy it.
South ParkS9 E9It Must Feed
Butters' parents chain him up in the basement. When he complains that he's hungry, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch offer him a saleswoman.