Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10 E 5 • 04/19/2006
Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.
In the Thick of ItSouth ParkS10 E2
While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
Tripping BallsSouth ParkS10 E2
Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
Towelie Goes on OprahSouth ParkS10 E5
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
Oprah Turns on TowelieSouth ParkS10 E5
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
Towelie the HeroSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
Towelie the WaiterSouth ParkS10 E5
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
Towelie the WriterSouth ParkS10 E5
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
Minge-y's PlotSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
Geraldo Gets A CallSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
High on Larry King LiveSouth ParkS10 E5
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
Getting High Before OprahSouth ParkS10 E5
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
Oprah's Minge Has a GunSouth ParkS10 E5
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
Awareness of ManbearpigSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore dresses up as ManBearPig and sneaks up on the boys. Stan suspects that Al Gore is a lonely old man who's just trying to make some new friends.
Cave-In of the WindsSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore and the boys tour the Cave of the Winds to find ManBearPig. Al Gore thinks he hears him and shoots his gun, trapping the boys in a cave-in.
Cartman Craps GoldSouth ParkS10 E6
The boys emerge from the cave as Al Gore remembers them. Cartman farts out the smuggled treasure that almost killed him.
Al Gore is Super AwesomeSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
Manbearpig Meeting 8am SharpSouth ParkS10 E6
Stan gets a call from Al Gore in the middle of the night for an emergency ManBearPig meeting. Stan says he'll go because Al Gore cries.
Day Off From SchoolSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore tells the boys that he saw ManBearPig at a local cave. The boys agree to go, but only because they can get out of school for it.
Cartman's TreasureSouth ParkS10 E6
The boys decide to split up and find a passageway out of the cave. While searching, Cartman finds some abandoned treasure and doesn't tell the others.
Cartman's GreedSouth ParkS10 E6
As a rescue team tries to free the boys, Al Gore tells everyone that ManBearPig is responsible for the cave-in. Cartman grows untrustful of his friends.