South Park
Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10 E 5 • 04/19/2006

An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.

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00:59

South ParkS10 E2
In the Thick of It

While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
03/29/2006
01:23

South ParkS10 E2
Tripping Balls

Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
03/29/2006
02:54

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie Goes on Oprah

Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
04/19/2006
02:10

South ParkS10 E5
Oprah Turns on Towelie

Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Hero

Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
01:38

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Waiter

When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
04/19/2006
02:09

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Writer

After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
04/19/2006
01:33

South ParkS10 E5
Minge-y's Plot

Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
04/19/2006
01:41

South ParkS10 E5
Geraldo Gets A Call

Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
04/19/2006
01:41

South ParkS10 E5
High on Larry King Live

Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
04/19/2006
01:22

South ParkS10 E5
Getting High Before Oprah

An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
04/19/2006
02:00

South ParkS10 E5
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
04/19/2006
02:13

South ParkS10 E6
Awareness of Manbearpig

Al Gore dresses up as ManBearPig and sneaks up on the boys. Stan suspects that Al Gore is a lonely old man who's just trying to make some new friends.
04/26/2006
02:52

South ParkS10 E6
Cave-In of the Winds

Al Gore and the boys tour the Cave of the Winds to find ManBearPig. Al Gore thinks he hears him and shoots his gun, trapping the boys in a cave-in.
04/26/2006
03:01

South ParkS10 E6
Cartman Craps Gold

The boys emerge from the cave as Al Gore remembers them. Cartman farts out the smuggled treasure that almost killed him.
04/26/2006
01:57

South ParkS10 E6
Al Gore is Super Awesome

Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
04/26/2006
01:11

South ParkS10 E6
Manbearpig Meeting 8am Sharp

Stan gets a call from Al Gore in the middle of the night for an emergency ManBearPig meeting. Stan says he'll go because Al Gore cries.
04/26/2006
01:12

South ParkS10 E6
Day Off From School

Al Gore tells the boys that he saw ManBearPig at a local cave. The boys agree to go, but only because they can get out of school for it.
04/26/2006
01:58

South ParkS10 E6
Cartman's Treasure

The boys decide to split up and find a passageway out of the cave. While searching, Cartman finds some abandoned treasure and doesn't tell the others.
04/26/2006
01:58

South ParkS10 E6
Cartman's Greed

As a rescue team tries to free the boys, Al Gore tells everyone that ManBearPig is responsible for the cave-in. Cartman grows untrustful of his friends.
04/26/2006
01:31

South ParkS10 E6
Swallowing Treasure

Al Gore begs the rescue team to pour hot molten lead into the cave to get ManBearPig out of there. Meanwhile, Cartman starts swallowing the treasure to keep it all for himself.
04/26/2006