Season 5 E 9 • 11/14/2001
The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.
South ParkS5 E9What's Up Bin Laden
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
South ParkS5 E9Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
South ParkS5 E9Tiny Ain't It
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
South ParkS5 E9Buttholes
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
South ParkS5 E9Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
South ParkS5 E9I've Got Stevie Nicks
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
South ParkS5 E9We Still Hate You
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
South ParkS5 E9Fleetwood Mac
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
South ParkS5 E9Blowng a Fuse
The Thompsons go to Cartman's house to ask about their son. Cartman's sense of humor gets an overload when he sees their butt-faces
South ParkS5 E9Ben Assfleck
The Thompsons are reunited with their son, Ben Affleck. Cartman finds his funny again.
South ParkS5 E9Kelron 4000
The Thompsons are given a tour of the milk company and shown the "Missing Child Resource Center."
South ParkS5 E9Class Pictures
It's picture day at South Park Elementary. Cartman is very excited because Kenny has put his parka on backwards so that his butt is where his face should be.
South ParkS5 E94 Days Later
The school photos are given out. Kenny gets away with his prank but Butters gets in trouble for looking stupid.
South ParkS5 E9Dairy Gold
Cartman submits Kenny's picture as a missing child photo to the milk company.
South ParkS5 E9The Milk Carton
Kenny's photo shows up on the milk carton, which Cartman thinks is hilarious. In Wisconsin, an actual butt-faced couple mistakes him for their missing son.
South ParkS5 E9Parents' Hope
The Thompsons speak with the milk company about Kenny's picture hoping that it may lead to their missing son.
South ParkS5 E9Grounded Butters
Stan and Kyle take some of the kids to see the Thompsons., but Butters can't come because he's grounded.
South ParkS5 E9Cartman Can't Laugh
Cartman speaks to Mr. Mackey about his blown funny-fuse. Mr. Mackey says that it is possible for him to never laugh again.
South ParkS5 E9Power of Milk
The Thompsons learn about Kenny's prank and are offered the milk company's resources to find their son.
South ParkS5 E9Grossout Comedy 8
Cartman tries to laugh by going to see "Grossout Comedy 8," which lives up to its name. He has no luck.