Season 1 E 4 • 09/03/1997
The football team practices in preparation for the homecoming game.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman's Missing
Cartman goes missing overnight. Stan is more worried about his Uncle Jimbo who'd rather go fishing with Kenny than with him.
South ParkS1 E3Let's Get Those Kids
A newscast shows a crowd of people gathered at City Hall to hear the mayor address the boys' plight on the mountain. A rescue effort is mounted.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
Cartman appears disguised as Scuzzlebutt to try to scare the boys. Instead, he winds up in the line of fire.
South ParkS1 E3Digging a Trench
The mayor adopts Stan's dad's plan to dig a trench to divert the lava from South Park. Meanwhile, on the mountain, the boys continue to hunt Cartman.
South ParkS1 E3Duck & Cover
In order to teach the residents of South Park about volcano safety, Officer Barbrady screens a film from the 50s whose advice is, simply, "duck and cover."
South ParkS1 E3Blown It's Top
Just after Cartman's life is spared, the volcano finally blows its top, directly onto Kenny.
South ParkS1 E4Special Treatment
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
South ParkS1 E4Ask Jesus
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
South ParkS1 E4Big Gay Al
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
South ParkS1 E4Meet Sparky
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
South ParkS1 E4Football Practice
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
South ParkS1 E4After Practice
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
South ParkS1 E4Don't Be Gay
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
South ParkS1 E4Backup Plan
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
South ParkS1 E4Meet Fifi
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
South ParkS1 E4Love the Football
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
South ParkS1 E4High F Bomb
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
South ParkS1 E4Bomb Planted
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
South ParkS1 E4Game Day
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
South ParkS1 E4Finding the Sanctuary
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.