Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The ClosetSouth ParkS9 E12
Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
R KellySouth ParkS9 E12
Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
Stan Chooses ScientologySouth ParkS9 E12
When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
John Travolta Feels Safe in the ClosetSouth ParkS9 E12
John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Kelly sings about what's happening.
Scam on a Global ScaleSouth ParkS9 E12
When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale.
R Kelly Sings with TC & JTSouth ParkS9 E12
With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.
Willzyx's ProblemsSouth ParkS9 E13
Kyle drags the boys back to Jambu's tank to show them that the whale can talk. The boys are made to believe the whale's name is Willzyx, he's from the moon, and he's very sick.
The SketchSouth ParkS9 E13
The Sea Park announcers use a crude sketch of the boys in hopes of tracking them down.
Rocket LaunchSouth ParkS9 E13
A Mexican rocket successfully sends Willzyx into space and on his way home.
Denver's Sea ParkSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys get wet at the Denver Sea Park by an Orca named Jambu.
Jambu SpeaksSouth ParkS9 E13
Kyle gets a closer look at Jambu and thinks the whale is talking to him, but it's just the announcers having some fun.
Busting Out WillzyxSouth ParkS9 E13
Convinced that they must send Willzyx back to the moon, Kyle and the boys liberate the whale from Sea Park.
Ransom NoteSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys leave a confusing ransom note at the Sea Park, but announcers know who took Jambu.
Russia's PriceSouth ParkS9 E13
When the boys can't afford Russia's price to send Willzyx to the moon, they decide to find a cheaper space program.
Whale of a PunSouth ParkS9 E13
A local newscast is heavy on puns when interviewing the Animal Liberation Front on the kidnapping of the whale.
Looking For Cheap FlightsSouth ParkS9 E13
With the whale tucked away in Kyle's room, the boys work tirelessly to find the space program with the lowest prices.
Mexican Space ProgramSouth ParkS9 E13
The Mexican space program wants two hundred dollars to send Willzyx to the moon.
Off To MexicoSouth ParkS9 E13
Kyle's Mom tells the Sea Park announcers that the boys are headed to Mexico.
Gun FightSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys are stopped near the Mexican border by the Sea Park announcers, and a gun fight breaks out between the police and the Animal Liberation Front.
A Whale on the MoonSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys return home and imagine what Willzyx is doing on the moon right now. The answer is nothing, because it's dead.