Season 5 E 14 • 12/12/2001
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.
South ParkS5 E13Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
South ParkS5 E13Old Anorexic Whore
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
South ParkS5 E13Vengeful God
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
South ParkS5 E13The Heat of the Moment
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
South ParkS5 E13Put That Fetus to Good Use
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
South ParkS5 E13Worst Friend Ever
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
South ParkS5 E14Damn You, Internet
Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.
South ParkS5 E14Little White Lies
Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.
South ParkS5 E14Murdering Murderers Confess
Butters' Parents decide to come clean and tell everyone what horrible, lying, perverted, crazy, murdering, lying scumbags they really are.
South ParkS5 E14Inspector Butters
Butters' mom is curious as to what she'll get his year for her anniversary and enlists Butters to spy on his dad.
South ParkS5 E14Studcat Theater
Inspector Butters comes home with a full report for his mom on her husband's whereabouts, which include a gay porn theatre and male bath house.
South ParkS5 E14Must Paint
As Butters' mom paints to get everything clean, she realizes the only way to clean Butters is to kill him.
South ParkS5 E14The White Swallow
Butters makes a visit to the White Swallow, where he catches his father in a compromising position.
South ParkS5 E14Cleansing Butters
Mrs. Stotch saves Butters from being raised by a sick pervert by sending him in the lake, locked in a car.
South ParkS5 E14Some Puerto Rican Guy
The Stotches address the media and plead with "some Puerto Rican guy" to bring their son back.
South ParkS5 E14Thinking of Bennigan's
Butters is picked up by a friendly trucker and describes his perfect trip to Bennigan's.
South ParkS5 E14The Ramseys
Officer Barbrady gets Butters off the phone to keep the line clear for his abductors. The Ramseys show up to show suport.
South ParkS5 E14Down That Road
Butters braves the cursed road to South Park to get back in time for his parents' anniversary.
South ParkS5 E14One Of Us
The Stotches meet other, more famous, people who knew victims of "some Puerto Rican guy."
South ParkS5 E14Nutsack
Butters makes his way through a creepy forest with only the Bennigan's theme song to keep him company.