Season 5 E 14 • 12/12/2001
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.
Another Shakeys PizzaSouth ParkS5 E12
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
Old Anorexic WhoreSouth ParkS5 E12
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
Vengeful GodSouth ParkS5 E12
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
The Heat of the MomentSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
Put That Fetus to Good UseSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
Worst Friend EverSouth ParkS5 E12
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
Damn You, InternetSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.
Little White LiesSouth ParkS5 E14
Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.
Murdering Murderers ConfessSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters' Parents decide to come clean and tell everyone what horrible, lying, perverted, crazy, murdering, lying scumbags they really are.
Inspector ButtersSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters' mom is curious as to what she'll get his year for her anniversary and enlists Butters to spy on his dad.
Studcat TheaterSouth ParkS5 E14
Inspector Butters comes home with a full report for his mom on her husband's whereabouts, which include a gay porn theatre and male bath house.
Must PaintSouth ParkS5 E14
As Butters' mom paints to get everything clean, she realizes the only way to clean Butters is to kill him.
The White SwallowSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters makes a visit to the White Swallow, where he catches his father in a compromising position.
Cleansing ButtersSouth ParkS5 E14
Mrs. Stotch saves Butters from being raised by a sick pervert by sending him in the lake, locked in a car.
Some Puerto Rican GuySouth ParkS5 E14
The Stotches address the media and plead with "some Puerto Rican guy" to bring their son back.
Thinking of Bennigan'sSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters is picked up by a friendly trucker and describes his perfect trip to Bennigan's.
The RamseysSouth ParkS5 E14
Officer Barbrady gets Butters off the phone to keep the line clear for his abductors. The Ramseys show up to show suport.
Down That RoadSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters braves the cursed road to South Park to get back in time for his parents' anniversary.
One Of UsSouth ParkS5 E14
The Stotches meet other, more famous, people who knew victims of "some Puerto Rican guy."
NutsackSouth ParkS5 E14
Butters makes his way through a creepy forest with only the Bennigan's theme song to keep him company.